Remember remember the Seventh of May
Minority forms, aspersions and plot (or stage managed episodes)
I see no reason why minority forms' aspersions
Should ever be forgot...

James Gomez, James Gomez,
'twas his intent
to discredit the PM and the Elections Department.

One affidavit in his bag,
Poor old Singapore as his swag:
By the PAP's pinpointing he was catch'd
With the minority form in his bag.

Gomez is a liar, Gomez is a liar, make the airwaves resound.
Gomez is a liar, Gomez is a liar, we are on the rebound!
Hip hip hoorah!


[Addendum: This poem has been featured in a Students' Sketchpad strip!]