"International Women's Day is upon us again, and I love an international woman. But our friends over at Hershey's, they don't even know what a woman is. They've hired a biological male to be the spokesperson for their Women's Day campaign, and they're calling that campaign, and I swear I'm not making this up: Her She. Her She.
It's humiliating. And it's the reason that I'm launching: Jeremy's chocolate. We have two kinds: SheHer, and HeHim. One of them's got nuts. If you need me to tell you which one it is, keep giving your money to Hershey's.
But if you're tired of giving your money to woke corporations that hate you and you're looking for a delicious chocolate bar from a company that actually wants your business, head over to ihatehersheys.com and Order Jeremy's Chocolate today"
