iFunny didn't let me share this even after I censored first the fuck, then the bum and then the whole word "bumfuck":
>be on road trip
>in texas
>decide to stop at a steakhouse in east
texas bumfuck nowhere
>they have a salad bar
>pasta salad
>marshmallow salad
>potato salad
>macaroni salad
>fruit salad with whipped cream
>there's no vegetables at the salad bar