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Baltics trip
Day 13 - 28th May - Tartu, Tallinn; Estonia (Part 3)
Only one guy worked in the tourist information centre: clear evidence of structural inequalities and discrimination in the tourism industry.
I suspected any building older than 30 years in Estonia got a "historical monument" plaque.
My powers had clearly waned since the last time I was in Europe - I blamed atrophy and old age, and the greater weights I'd to carry over the years.
After that, we went looking for the Tartu University Student Lockup - where until 1892 students who did not return library books on time were confined (the woman at the University Art Museum we talked to didn't know what a "lockup" was, but fortunately, “我们去吧!” had the requisite Estonian word ("kartser") while “孤独地球” and “大概便览” didn't.
The University Art Museum wasn't very impressive: all their pieces were plaster casts (not even copies).

List of punishments for offences:
"arrearage - 1 to 2 days
concealment of one's name and social rank - 2 days
failure to return books to the library - 2 days
smoking in the buildings of the university - 2 to 3 days
using a horse carriage without permission - 3 days
departure from Tartu without permission - 3 to 6 days
insulting a lady - 4 days
riding horseback on Toome Hill - 5 days
insulting a cloakroom attendant - 5 days
vituperation - 6 to 8 days
deceiving a shopkeeper - 3 weeks"
Apparently the shopkeepers' lobby was very powerful. Presumably the Town vs Gown wars raged here as well (and people think Singaporeans disliking Foreign Workers is new and/or discriminatory...)
This lockup was damaged in a 1965 fire but it was restored in 1977.



Around the Lockup

Toilet




Attic (leading to lockup)

Moved memorial stone. Maybe someone doesn't like him.
We then went to the Estonian National Museum (supposedly the best in Estonia). It was another no-photography museum, but there were several gems.

Uralic language chart. Some of these are dying: There are only 20 Votians left

Estonians in the world
One of the more bizarre lines on the information panels: "'What do village people think of me!' - this was a concern that formed and shaped customs and traditions during centuries." After that I decided to use my camera for the longer ones instead of my pen.
There was an Estonian Oracle (?) with prophecies:

My fortune: "In August the sea is void of fish as they have gone to make hay. Johvi"

Tim the Great's: "After the Assumption Day - yesterday - flies are said to start hanging themselves - it means that they disappear-. Rakvere"
More cross-cultural evidence for the saying: "... women":

"The bride who arrives at her new home steps out of the sledge onto the blanket that her mother—in—law has laid on the snow. It was forbidden for the bride to touch the ground with her. Stepping over the blanket or a wrap was supposed to free her from everything bad that she had encountered in her life or on the wedding road. The mother-in-law bows deeply to the bride — she is going to be the mistress of the house, who inherits the keys to the granary and chests, will give birth to children. This is a gesture creating a bridge between the two competing women."
On marriage: "Marriage granted you some rights and brought about countless obligations"
When visiting women in their childbed you had to bring a gift: "If you don't have anything else, you can bring even a stone from the sauna stove"
They used to add marsh rosemary to make Estonian beer more intoxicating.

Tankards from the Islands of West Estonia. They had 3,000 tankards there. Whee.
They also had a lot of propaganda which was hilarious yet tinged with a healthy dose of self-reflexivity (something we don't seem to have achieved over here):

"To be an Estonian
"Dear Estonian people..." J. V. Jannsen wrote ozn the opening page of the first issue of the newspaper ‘Perno Postimees’, which started to he published in 1857. Symbolically this can be considered as the birth of the Estonian nation... National history and myths were created"

"To Be An Estonian Feels Proud and Good...
We fought ourselves free from the grasp of a superpower - this time 'by force of song', as a modern myth tells us... The past is like an anchor. It helps us to survive in storms, but it can also impede quick progress"

"It was inherent in Estonians to love simplicity and clarity, they quickly and easily took to modernity"

"There is a transition area between your own and the alien world. You would like to go step by step from the secure to the unfamiliar in order to communicate with the different. The home yard was your own, the village lane led to the village green, the well, to the village where the parish church was situated, to the forest or the sea. There was a gate between your own and the alien world. We are used to thinking that the Estonian frame of mind needs being alone. Perhaps this was why the farm buildings were positioned so that the things you were doing in the yard were hidden from the eyes of the other village people."
This was probably written by a Literature major
There was a special exhibtion on Estonian Industry.

The products of Economic Nationalism

My guestbook entry for the special exhibtion
It was a good museum, but focused mainly on culture (which, while still interesting me, isn't my passion).

Estonian Naturalists' Society


Fountain with foam in it - probably the jailbait foam party
We then visited the McDonalds because we were hungry and it was >2 hours to Tallinn.

They shrunk the pies but didn't shrink the boxes. Very smart.

I took a picture of the inside of this pie but forgot to write down what filling it was. *facepalm* My guess is cherry or something
The bus driver for the way back to Tallinn was unbelievably niao - he insisted on seeing our ISICs (one of the two people in the Baltics - both in Estonia - who did so), and made us pay a surcharge. The bus was also full of university students, and when he said something everyone put on their seatbelts. Wth.
Arriving back in Tallinn, we decided to look for the face that launched a million packets - Pronkssõdur (the Bronze Soldier). It was in quite a remote location, and it was getting late (8+ - though it was still bright), so I wouldn't have done it without the other 2 (we were formulating contingency plans in case roughs preyed on us).




Military Graveyards: tombstones



Bigger memorials


Pronkssõdur

Largest pothole I've ever seen (yes, this pwns Bolehland, even). I don't know who had the bright idea of throwing rubbish inside.

Korean restaurant menu. It doesn't sound very Korean.
Tired of walking, we took a taxi back to the Old City.

"Ask the taxi driver for a printout from the taxi meter at the end of the trip
In case the taxi meter and printer are broken, the passenger has the right to refuse to pay"
Malaysia needs this.

Modern Tallinn (no, it's not all medieval buildings!)
We split up with YC; while nw.t and I were walking past the entrance to a building, I heard a familiar tune. I was inclined to dismiss it as a figment of my imagination, but something in me held me back, and I was vindicated: