"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." - Rick Polito, Marin Independent Journal's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"

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MFTTW: hello
there are no chinese vegetarians except monks

i have a belief that outside of india and US, you can't find many vegetarians

basically any culture with a real cuisine will have few vegetarians
so like treehugger european countries like netherlands..prob has alot of vegetarians, cos no cuisine

Me: no leh. people eat a lot of ham there
britain?

MFTTW: britain has no cuisine either!

i wonder if anyone did a survey of % vegetarians

aha!
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=706957

UK 6.1%
netherlands 4.4%
germany 1.25%
france 0.9%
poland 0.2%
sweden 0.75%

Me: polish food must be the best according to your theory

MFTTW: no i think polish people don't actually have vegetables to eat

what do they eat! pierogies! that's about it.
oh, and polish sausage.


HWMNBN: as i watched the chinese olympics , i am reminded the last time a newly resurgent, totalitarian, racially-charged country hosted a grand olympics opening with great paegantry and fanfare to demonstrate their peaceful intent and world unity

1936

that giant lcd stage is pretty cool though

*fatalistically* "I do not know what the third world war will be fought with, but the fourth world war will be fought with sticks and stones"

watching the opening ceremony creeps me out and strengthens my resolve to protect myself against the apocalypse coming towards us

*shrugs* China is already in the throes of metamorphosing into a 21st centurey equivalent of Bismarckian Prussia or the worst elements of the British Empire

Russia without the declining population and short male life expectancy.

a mercantilist nation, a driving economy, nationalistic jingoism assured of their superiority, and the willingness to use force to achieve ecnomic aims or seize raw resources

the olympics is proof that their thinking is not about just having more than anyone else, it's having more than EVERYONE else


Someone: oh gawd
i hate "gal friends' advice"

it's complicated and disguised as "caring" when it's really motivated by self-interest
generally speaking

women are complicated creatures lah
they give u advice cos they think it makes them "right"
in what they're doing

Me: hahahaha yes of course

well you could've pointed out that [her advice didn't work for her]
but that'd make her hate you forever hehe

Someone: exactly.

women.
haha

Me: hahahahahahaha
so now you know not to do that to other people


My No 1 Fan: freakign hell

i'm listening to 93.3
and i have not heard a national day song even once the whole day

and it's all the BEIJING OLYMPICOS SONGS

Me: hahahaha
tells you where their loyalty lies


Someone: i have a class gathering

Me: ah
enjoy

Someone: i came from an allboys sch..
no girls lah

Me: gah


jb: all my bras are padded, i don't have a choice

the only non-padded bras are lacy

lacy bras look disgusting with pe shirts.
it looks like your boob has mould on it or something

Me: you can remove padding

jb: i don't want to, thanks. it would spoil my bras

seriously though, padded bras soak up sweat like anything
eww


HWMNBN on Singapore: the wretched island on the tip of the phallic malaysian peninsula, like a drop of gangrenous smegma

Someone: all your adjectives are used wrongly
you're quite fucked up

HWMNBN: i'm sick
and which adjective did i misuse?

Someone: stop smoking
gangrenous smegma
that doesn't even make sense

HWMNBN: semgma has a lot of bacterial microbes
if i inject it in you you might get gangrene

Someone: bullshit
gangrene is not caused by bacteria per se
it's caused by a loss of blood flow
which causes tissue rot

HWMNBN: yes, but the ischemia that causes gangrene is a result of destruction of blood vessels
one cause of which is bacterial infection
or inflammation due to

Someone: yeah it's not a direct thing
you can't inject smegma and cause gangrene
i am fucking sure

HWMNBN: i doubt it too, but want to subject yourself to controlled experimentation?
i promise we'll only cut off your arm - the one you masturbate with

Someone: and whose smegma
are you going to use

HWMNBN: hm. i'm circumcised
so it has to be yours lor

maybe you can use [a local rock star]'s
his probably is more potent
with more microbial strains

Someone: STAINS

HWMNBN: to badly paraphrase from the mummy 3(which i watched yesterday durin gthe typhoon): "he is a pharaoh who has laid in many tombs"

you cna use both stains and strains lah
strains - ie may differen ttypes of microbes
stains - many specific visible instances of microbial colonies


Someone else: he was [under the female age of consent] she was [under the age of consent] when they got together

Me: haha underaged sex

Someone else: underaged ANAL sex

oops
was that too much info
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Me: :0

so did you do anal too
hurr hurr

Someone else: hell no

i cannot get over the barrier of shit and stick being in the same hole
=x

Me: maybe that's why he left you =D

Someone else: hahahha
good then


Someone: what's a BBWQ

*BBW
you and your acroynms lol


jb on breaking an online curfew: yeah i'm making an exception
cos i just showered and i feel gooooooood

Me: wth


Someone: that feminist article was very disturbing... language could also be a form of patriarchal oppression

women should just keep quiet, because by partaking in language, they're oppressing themselves...

Me: maybe they can start communicating with grunts to free themselves from patriarchy