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Is there a resemblance? The critics reply!

Critic #1:

Critic 1: not...relaly...
if u count that teddy bears all look similar, then yes

but if u look close enough, no

arms - two are up, one's down
face - two are wider, one's slimmer
colour - two have white/grey paws, the last has pink

and honestly, the first two look chinese, the last looks like he got his nose pulled
first two have mouth, last doesn

Me: how can a bear look chinese?

Critic 1: flat face
slit eyes

Critic 2:

no?

astute powers of observations, I do not possess

Critic 3:

Critic 3: no
there's no mouth the colour of the eyes and nose is wrong
and the hand pads are the wrong colour

well i guess the shape is there and so's the colour
of the fur
but that's about all it has going for it
i't's a generic teddy

all of them

Me: what's a non-generic teddy?

Critic 3: one with specs.
or a hat.
or something
or maybe psychedelically coloured
like those ty tiie-dye ones

Me: the radioactive ones?

Critic 3: mm


The verdict is in. The critics are unanimous!