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Saturday, March 24, 2007

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." - George Carlin

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Noodles: err i kind of assumed that everyone older than me wasnt a virgin anymore

for that you can probably blame han

yes
he has shattered my pretty illusions
asshole!


Someone: oh yeah, u are an equal opportunity fellow, u fuck everyone


MFTTW: between hitler and the hair, i can't imagine what mortified them more.

...

although everyone already thinks you're a misogynist so what difference might it make :D

well i don't
but your subtlety is too much for many people to grasp lah :D

hahaha when was the last time in your life someone told you that you are too subtle


Tim the Great: just threaten to feature him on your blog

mostly it's a critique of bad english, bad economists, stupid nus girls, the singapore gahmen, christians, muslims and palm oil.

Me: got muslims meh

Tim the Great: alright. halal food then.
oh malaysians, and greeks.

so he'll understand just what it means to be featured on your blog.


Someone on his holiday work: emmm, i sold facial products
don't tell anyone esel


HWMNBN: FUCK I HATE VISTA I HATE VISTA I HATE VISTA
FUCKING VISTA
FUCKING STUPID CHEEBAI VISTA
DAMN BILL GATES TO THE NETHERMOST PERDITION
FUCKING STUPID MOUSE LOSE FOCUS VISTA STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING ARGH
ARGH LSOT FOCUS AGIAN
AGAIN!

windows vista keeps losing focus
for instance, i can see my msn windows flashing on taskbar
i can move the mouse cursor over the buttons
but when i click it won't focus

WHY?
WHY WHY WHY?
let the word go forth - VISTA SUCKS
WARN ALL TO ABJURE IT BY ALL THAT IS HOLY

no the interface is bad
BAD BAD BAD
ironically i haven't had difficulty while playing games
but the perpetually losing focus is a bad thing

it's seriously bad
i mean my pc is near unusable
not neari
it IS unusable
because of the losing focus!

for instance five minutes ago i couldn't focus on windows but i could click on taskbar items
now i can click on windows on my desktop
bu ti can't click o ntaskbar items!

ironically it's ORIGINAL
home basic

[Ed: Postscript - he disabled some shit with msconfig and it became better]


MFM: the more I see singaporeans argue, the more I become a humanities snob
sigh

thinking that people who study the humanities are somehow superior, and that that is a big factor in why s'poreans can't reason

...

MFM: ancient greek philo is one of the 'core' areas that philo grad schools look out for competency in

Me: it's the foundation
before the damn continental europeans messed things up. hurr hurr

MFM: the anglosphere philosophy community mostly ignores continental philosophy nowadays, so I don't think they've messed anyone up but themselves

basically, you are fine not studying continental philo at all, but a background in analytic philo is essential

Me: and of course the others complain about this

MFM: yeah
but they can't even construct a proper arugment
so who cares

Me: Me: I thought most postmodernists deny being postmodernists
hurr hurr

***: you're heavily influenced by a particular american conservative intellectual type of credo which tends to label things "post-modernist" without understanding
anglo-american i suppose


bah

MFM: i never understand what she is sayin
maybe she should move to france


Someone: im gonna cook some thing

Me: cook what

Someone: noodles
ok im gonna cook

Me: that's not cooking haha

Someone: :(
then what do u call it

ok im going to boil some noodles

Me: =D
very good
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