Today's crop of weirdo search engine referrals:

"cantonese singer chen sleeping pill death" - morbid, but there's always a market for such shit

"panasonic allure composing ringtones " - RINGTONES! MORE RINGTONES!

"scary pictures" dinosaurs - someone looking for Jurassic Park screenshots?

"kite hentai screenshots" - pornography meets kite-flying(?)... damn. I don't even want to go there...

"download anime gatekeeper 21 episode 3" - hard luck, friend - as far as I can tell Episode 3 hasn't been fansubbed yet:)

"hari kebangsaan+every year's motto" - Usually something vapid along the lines of "we excel as one nation" bla bla bla.

"pirated gay dvd in Penang Malaysia" - Interesting, come to think of it, I don't see many porn DVDs around (soft-core made-for-videos like Basic Instinct and Showgirls notwithstanding). However, they are launching another piracy crackdown campaign; which, I hope, fizzles out like the last four or five times they tried. Seriously, if they really crack down on purchasing pirated goods, one of the major reasons for living in Malaysia evaporates.

"mosquito foggers, consumer ratings " - What the hell? But then again, I guess there aren't many pest-control-product review sites... But I read some guy in Thailand has developed a mosquito repellent software; it generates a kind of sonic vibration via your PC speaker that supposedly affects them skeeters' nervous systems...

"Hwa Chong Junior College dance pictures" - The ultimate degeneracy

"MINI Madness MCS Cold Air Intake" - I'm.. lost here. Any engineering folk?

"ngee ann polytechnic queen blog" - Ah, more lian blogs.