Danae: Whatcha doin', Jeffery?
Jeffery: Trying to figure something out
Danae: Wanna talk about it?
Jeffery: 'K...
Jeffery: If you were on the moon, which is a vacuum, and tried to shoot a gun, would it fire? After all, combustion needs an atmosphere with oxygen...
Jeffery: Or does the casing of the bullet create its own atmosphere? If so, the bullet would travel farther in the reduced gravity, but would it travel faster than it does here on earth?
Danae: *stare*
Danae: Only a boy would think of bringing a gun to the moon...
Jeffery: See? This is what happens every time I try to have a serious discussion with a girl!
[Addendum:
Another one on the same theme (about "umlaut" having no umlaut):
]
Someone: I hate to say it, but yes... If they actually bring something to the moon, would they think "Will my lipstick stay on? Will my eyeshadow fly off before I put it on?" I don't know. Things that are actually relevant to their lives.
Someone else: i think it is not entirely false
but that's why i like boys more
they think up cooler shit
mostly
and they're usually more interesting
(For those interested whether you can fire a gun on the Moon)
***
And from Secret Asian Man:
Sam: Say cheeeese! *click*
Simon: What's with the peace sign?
Charles: It's just something I like to do.
Simon: That's for little Japanese girls. Not giant black dudes.
Sam: You're about to find out what else he'd like to do.
Simon: Heh, peace?
Sam: $#!+!!!
Shintaro: Papa, what's that mean?
Sam: Uh... It's... what angry bears say.
*The next day*
Richie: So... we had a 'Goldilocks' puppet show. Shin had some interesting dialogue suggestions.
