"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name." - Evan Esar

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Someone: yeah i'm the smallest B in singapore, but when i went marks and spencer to get the famous bandeau bra i was horrified to find that i could fit an AAA

i refuse ever to buy bras from marks and sparks

what the hell is a triple a bra

that's like for people with concave chests


Someone else: come let's bitch, i like bitching about ***, she's easy to bitch about it


Me: someone said beauty is in the eye of the beholder
then I said yah some people are blind
hahahaha

Someone: you should show them a pic of a beholder


Someone else: seriously, nanyang gd meh
got sex crazed ppl? i didn't know that

Me: I also didn't know

Someone else: i always thot that the sex crazed ones were girls
not guys
in pschool

Me: :0
puberty earlier mah

Someone else: the girls in my pschool class talk more about sex and know more about sex den any of the guys
it was until p6 they started educating a few guys , den they passsed down the gospel

one of their tools was getting the pointy thing of the teletubby to go through the hole in dipsy's
or issit poh
bah

u know the teletubby
got one is one with a large phallic dong on the head
the other is one with a hole

girls are hornier everyday larh
it's just that prolonged periods of horniness have left them mildly acquainted to it

Me: mildly acquainted?

Someone else: yah, no longer as impactful anymore
why do u think they can sucker in for romantic comedies anytime

its not the intensity
its the fact that they ALWAYS want to watch it

Me: what does that have to do with no longer as impactful
if anything they'd need more intense shit

Someone else: haha u'd think so

i dunno man, if i always got a hard on, i'd get used to being horny
and i'd look for something to pass my time with
like knitting

Me: so they're used to being horny?
so how come so many are frigid

romantic comedies are self indulgent romantic masturbation in a vacuum
love drive

Someone else: its because they're used to being horny
it makes perfect sense

look making fun of ppl with hard ons between guys is funny
but not funny when the guy actually has a hard on

therefore, girls must always be horny, since when i make fun of them being horny 90% of the time they are offended and don't find it funny

Me: hahahahha
wth
this is a weird theory

Someone else: it's a true theory

women spend 90% of their income on things to make them look 'good'
thats consistent horniness to me

tts just my theory larh
i mean, when u read magazines that talk about sex, learn to dress up well so u can look better than your peers, aren't these all signs of a consistent trying to get laid?

Someone on the above: knitting!you could knit little hoodies for your hard on

that's what a girl would do
the consummate need to knit little hoodies fro random objects
like tissue paper boxes and their unbelievably tiny yippy dogs

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School of Computing - SoC Relocates

"The Management is proposing the construction of a link-way from the back of the Law building to the Central Library. This scenic route, with a view and sounds of the forest overlooking Research Link and the Forum, takes only about five minutes to complete... both canteens in Arts and Business are virtually next to each other, giving us more choice and variety." (Emphases mine)

A: complete with mosquitoes and other pests i'm sure

B: errrrrrrrrrrr
"scenic" meaning "make out alley"

although ti's hard to imagine computing people making out.
well i suppose they could always stroke their laptops lasciviously

C: computing is taking over law? hahahah. arts canteen will soon be flooded with nerdy looking guys from engine AND computing. oh no

[B: hey hey. arts canteen could do with some de-homogenizing. it might even improve, since you are diluting the concentration of sacsals]