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Valar Qringaomis

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Thursday, September 18, 2014

Hmm

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs:

"Honey, pack your bags; I've won the lottery!!!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said, "Just get out."

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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.
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