On the logistical challenges of shower sex

"Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it." - Soren Kierkegaard

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Ed: This post is by special request of @hellovirnnnn and, peripherally, @alexischeong


Me: "Women like having periods. It makes them feel good... It lets them know they're not pregnant"

A: Priceless male perspective. Roflmao.

B:how about "Guys like it when their women have periods. It makes them feel good... It lets them know their women are not pregnant"

Me: But you can't bonk them during their periods hurr hurr

C: You can, but it's bloody everywhere ...

Frigid Girl: do it in the shower lah.

Me: That presents another set of logistical challenges

D: y? just go shower only wad.

Me: Have you ever banged your head on the shower door when being thrusted into?
Have you ever lost your footing on the wet floor?
Has menstrual blood stained your shower curtains?
Has your partner lost his grip on you because of all the water?
Has the heater suddenly gone off, resulting in your being drenched by a torrent of cold water in the heat of passion?
Has the shower curtain come tumbling down on you because you gripped it while overcome by the act?

Have your shower gel containers fallen to the ground and cracked after your flailing arms have knocked them off?
Has your nose hit into the faucet while you were writhing in ecstasy?
Have you contemplated the hair in the drain trap or the mildew on the wall while getting into position?
Have you needed additional lubrication because the blood running down your legs puts you off?
Have you been squirted in the eye and wondered if that was just shampoo?
Have the glass doors of your shower shattered when both of you thumped against them in a climatic finish?
Have you had problems lining up due to height differences?

Have you ever sat red faced in the emergency room trying to explain how you got injuries from the above?

[Ed: As D is a girl, the above is written from a girl's point-of-view]


Someone: wah lau
ur frens ar just like u
super in ur face

even the girls
not shy one
haha