"Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis" - Robert Heilbroner

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Quotes:

[nw.t]'s judgment is pretty suspect. 'Face okay but quite good body'... He says that about every girl

He's been married for 35 years... 'Do you know what's the secret of a successful marriage? Lie. Lie lie lie all the way [Me: Women don't appreciate honesty]

[On a church pastor and tithing] He pissed off the church people. Asked his congregation not to give 10%... the church admin, so they kicked him out

[Me: Apparently he doesn't want to be known as 'The Cock' anymore] So what does he want to be known as? 'The Vagina'? I guess being a short vagina is better than being a short cock.

Motherfucker. Some people are just so rude.

Minutemaid Limade (Limeade)

[Cock on a receipt given to him: It is not inside my fucking wallet... It is] This is what Oxford teaches you... [Cock: It only happens when I'm with you guys... You distract me]

I don't know one good-looking girl from Nanyang.

Billy Bombers Holland Village. The Billy Bombers from hell. I vowed never to go back again. [Me: But the milkshakes are heavenly] That's the only reason I've been back

My friend went to DB for 1 week. He was on duty, he shit his pants, he was too embarrassed to tell anyone. He drove home to change, when he came back the Duty Officer saw him through the security camera.

She says she studies Science for an hour a day, and she still fails. I think she's a liar. All little girls are liars. [Me: Because they're training to-] Exactly... 'Honey, I have a headache'... I swear, man, little girls, they start really young. Little boys just beat each other up. Little girls... Just ignore her, leaving her emotionally scarred for life. Little girls are vicious, I tell you. You know who's their first victim? Daddy.

[On simple girls] Do they mean 'simple' or 'simpleton'?

[On NDU] The first guy Out-Of-Coursed before he even got in.

There's a note of despair in your voice whenever you talk about your soul

Do you think we should stop discussing you like a piece of livestock? [JB: I don't mind] [Me: I should quote this] [JB: Oh shit. Okay I mind]

I like to keep my room very clean and well-organised. That turns me on.

Perestroika... Dunman High. They used to very Communist... The discipline person was assassinated, which was a good thing.

I'm not interested in school anymore. I'm interested in housework... Which detergent to buy.

Full prof. He drives a Corolla. We asked him why. He showed us the Excel sheet. Stochastic modelling... 2nd order differential. All the matrices... It's cheaper... The cheapest is not 1.6 litre but 1.8

For those of you who know PGP, PGP is basically a prison. Sorry... [On a pilot project] You can go to ANY floor at ANY time you like

[On hitching a train in East of Eden] So you shouldn't complain when you take public transport

[On being suan-ed] What do you say to a Victoria's Secret girl who's bigger than you?

[On Hooters] Let's go there after I've gotten my implants, show them my breasts. Fuck natural.

[On Lord of the Rings] A movie about walking

So. is [nw.t] making a play for Jailbait?... If it was another guy I'd say they were just hanging out, but it's [nw.t]

[Me on dirt in Rebel Without A Cause: I thought he was gonna rub it on her boobs or something.] You watch too much porn.

[Me on Rebel Without A Cause] If you want to get a girl, get her boyfriend killed

[On Chinese in California vs Singapore] They look prettier, taller.