Women's Stupid Questions

"Let me tell you something. If your girlfriend asks you what you would do if she was a worm or if she was a puddle of water or anything, stupid like that, you just tell her exactly what she wants to hear because she's never gonna be a worm. Tell her what she wants to hear, what is the point in actually bringing logic to something like that? She's gonna hurt her feelings"
"So are you saying that logic hurts women?"
"No. One time I asked the guy that I was seeing if he would still like me if I was a puddle of water. And he said, no"
"What?"
"And I got so sad, that hurts my feelings"
"Wait, so he's supposed to lie"
"I wanted him to say: I would put you in a mason jar and put you in my pocket and then take you everywhere and travel the world"
"So chat, what have we learned, guys?"
"That women are stupid?"