Bailey’s Comet on X - "The fact that the Louvre heist didn't take place at dawn, but at the very reasonable hour of 9:30 a.m. shows that even French jewel thieves have a better work-life balance than us."
Meme - Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes: "The theft of Napoleonic treasures in the Louvre followed a change in the display cases in 2019. Before then, the Rococo display cases had armored glass and if disturbed the treasures would drop into a safe. They were later replaced by "modern" displays with normal glass."
GARNICHTS FUR DEUTSCHLAND! Satirisches Allerleit @fanteziderya: "They wanted to make the treasures more accessible!"
"To counter its elitist image, the museum will strive for "cultural democratisation" to make its treasures more accessible with improved presentation, labelling and curating. Martinez, who comes from a working-class background, said he wanted to build on the outreach success of the Louvre's outpost museum in Lens, a poor former mining town in northern France. He said sometimes the former royal palace in the heart of Paris can "intimidate" certain demographics and the museum needs to reassure people that its collections are also for them. Traffic on the museum's website has jumped tenfold, Martinez said, adding that the site "will be completely overhauled next year... with all collections going online". There will be more storytelling and scene-setting in both French and English, Martinez added."
Inside the world’s clumsiest heist - "The glamour vanished as fast as the thieves, who, as the investigation advances, increasingly resemble bungling amateurs. In their haste, they left behind a glove, the dropped crown of Empress Eugénie, and even their truck, which they tried, unsuccessfully, to set on fire before escaping. Paris prosecutor Laure Beccuau said the suspects were “clearly small-town people” and “small-time criminals” whose profiles did not match those “generally associated with the upper echelons of organised crime”. They all lived in Seine-Saint-Denis, north of Paris... In their haste to escape, the burglars dropped the most precious piece of all: a diamond and emerald-studded crown once belonging to Empress Eugénie, wife of Napoleon III. They still made off with eight other items, including an emerald and diamond necklace Napoleon I gave to Empress Marie-Louise and a diadem set with nearly 2,000 diamonds. None of the jewels have been recovered... “crime pays at the present moment” in France. “It used to be that crime doesn’t pay, but what are they going to get? A couple of years in prison? There’s not enough jail space, they’ll be let out early and then spend the money they stole. There’s no deterrent factor.” He pointed to a troubling pattern across Europe: “Many of the criminals have been arrested before – 10 to 15 times in some cases. Unless Europe starts to get serious about prosecuting criminals and putting them in jail for long sentences, this is just going to happen again and again.” If the thieves looked amateurish, so too did the museum’s defences. Louvre director Laurence des Cars admitted security cameras did not adequately cover the thieves’ entry point but said a multimillion-euro modernisation plan was already underway... 278 French museums had no CCTV at all... For many Parisians, the episode recalls another “amateurish but audacious” crime that humiliated French authorities – the 2016 armed robbery of Kim Kardashian West. That gang of middle-aged petty criminals tied up the reality star in her hotel suite and escaped with £7m in jewels, leaving DNA and CCTV evidence at the scene. Like the Louvre suspects, they were small-time offenders from the Paris suburbs rather than professional thieves – and their success owed more to weak security than criminal genius."
Even though they were so cock, they still succeeded in stealing the stuff
5 more arrests as Louvre jewel heist probe deepens and key details emerge - "Paris police chief Patrice Faure told senators the first alert to police came not from the Louvre’s security systems but from a cyclist outside who dialed the emergency line after seeing helmeted men with a basket lift. He acknowledged that aging, partly analog cameras and slow fixes left seams; $93 million of CCTV cabling work won’t finish before 2029–30, and the Louvre’s camera authorization even lapsed in July. Officers arrived fast, he said, but the delay came earlier in the chain. Speaking to AP, former bank robber David Desclos characterized the heist as textbook and said he had warned the Louvre of glaring vulnerabilities in the layout of the Apollo Gallery. The Louvre has not responded to the claim."
Weird. We keep being told that the head of security wasn't responsible. Of course, Trump was responsible for everything that happened when he was President, even if he had no control over it
Louvre’s focus was on glitzy purchases over security, report alleges (aka "You’ll never guess the Louvre’s onetime CCTV password. (You absolutely will)") - " A French court released a report Thursday slamming the leadership of the Louvre for its focus on headline-grabbing purchases and renovation projects over maintaining the security of on of the world’s largest museums... the museum leadership had prioritized “visible and attractive” projects, like art purchases and revamping the museum layout at the detriment, notably, of the Louvre’s security . Since the heist, information has resurfaced showing that gaps in security appear to have been known for years – including a 2014 warning that alleged one of the museum’s key passwords was simply “LOUVRE.”... For the Louvre’s 465 museum galleries, security staff had only 432 CCTV cameras to monitor the interior in 2024, according to the report. While that’s a nearly 50% increase on the number available in 2019, it still left 61% of the galleries without any CCTV coverage... A 2014 report from the French information security agency (ANSSI) seen by French daily Liberation claimed that the password for the server managing the museums’ sprawling CCTV network was simply “LOUVRE.” Access to software managed by the security technology company Thales was protected by a similarly foolproof password: “THALES” – according to Liberation. In the security audit, ANSSI reportedly recommended the Louvre boost its cyber security as well as move away from outdated software that could jeopardize its protective stance."
Canada announces C$60 million funding for Haiti
Andy Lee on X - "Things you are paying for that you didn’t know you were paying for: almost $300,000 for a book on the disappearing queer history of the Columbia Basin."
Damn Poilievre money for his by election that could've be used for healthcare!
KLEIN: Canadian media obsessed with drama, not country’s decline - "When Pierre Poilievre spoke about accountability and corruption, the media swarmed like bees to sugar. Headlines screamed that he wanted Justin Trudeau jailed. Panels of pundits analyzed every word, every tone, as though Canada’s democracy were hanging by a thread. Meanwhile, outside the Ottawa bubble, the economy continues to crumble. Jobs are vanishing, factories are closing, and investors are packing up for the United States. Yet somehow, Poilievre’s phrasing gets more ink than the thousands of Canadians losing work. That imbalance tells you everything about modern journalism in this country. As Don Henley sang, “We love dirty laundry.” Today’s media live for it, addicted to drama, allergic to accountability. Poilievre clarified his comments. He never called for jail time. He said corruption must be punished and those who abuse power should face consequences. That’s not extreme; it’s reasonable. But reason doesn’t drive ratings. Scandal does. While the press obsesses over Poilievre’s tone, Prime Minister Mark Carney makes comments that barely register. You’d think it was Poilievre who said he was the only Canadian who could negotiate with Donald Trump — sorry, that was Carney. You’d think it was Poilievre who claimed “Muslim values are Canadian values” — again, Carney. You’d think Poilievre led the country into recession — wrong again. That’s happening under Prime Minister Carney’s watch, while he is busy touring the world. And when Carney suggested Benjamin Netanyahu would be arrested if he came to Canada, the outrage was nowhere to be found. The problem isn’t just bias; it’s blindness. While the media chases clickbait, they ignore the real crisis: a shrinking economy, runaway debt, and Canadians losing faith in their future. Ottawa’s solution? Print more money. Carney’s grand plan to “stimulate” the economy is nothing more than a short road to higher inflation. Printing money doesn’t create wealth; it destroys it. But that story doesn’t lead the newscast. Maybe part of the reason is money, not yours, theirs, well, which is really your money. The CBC takes over a billion dollars a year from taxpayers. Other outlets accept government “journalism subsidies.” When the state signs your paycheque, independence is a fantasy. If I wrote this for the CBC, it would never run. They don’t publish true diversity of thought. They manage the message. When I was in politics, I watched interviews twisted beyond recognition. It wasn’t an accident; it was a tactic. Left-leaning outlets make the news, not report it. There’s nothing wrong with opinion. You’re reading one right now. But journalism and advocacy are not the same. Label commentary as commentary. Stop packaging bias as fact. Canadians deserve the truth, not the filtered version. I believe in debate. Strong democracies rely on disagreement. Competing ideas make us better. But when journalists act like political operatives, they stop informing the public and start controlling it. That’s why the CBC’s funding should be cut, not increased as Carney reportedly plans. If a broadcaster can’t survive without taxpayer money, maybe it shouldn’t. Real journalism earns its readers’ trust, not the government’s approval. Pierre Poilievre isn’t the problem. The real issue is a media culture that treats outrage as oxygen. While reporters chase sound bites, our economy weakens, our cost of living soars, and the people footing the bill are ignored. Canada doesn’t need another week of headlines about what Poilievre said. We need headlines about why our jobs are leaving, our businesses are closing, and our national debt is exploding. Real journalism is supposed to tell those stories. It’s supposed to inform, not instruct. Until that happens, Canadians will keep seeing the same thing: drama over duty, spin over substance, and silence where the truth should be."
Funding only causes a conflict of interest when making that claim pushes the left wing agenda
Australian influencers move to Britain to avoid social media ban - "Known as the Empire Family, mothers Beck and Bec Lea, Prezley, their 17-year-old son, and Charli, their 14-year-old daughter, each post short and long-form content about their daily lives on social media. Beck wrote online that the family had decided to move from Perth in Western Australia to London while Australia works out the details of a ban on social media for children that will take effect on Dec 10. The new restrictions, the first of their kind, will force Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, X and YouTube to take “reasonable steps” to prevent children under the age of 16 from creating accounts, and to deactivate existing child accounts. Social media networks will be fined as much as 50 million Australian dollars (£25m) if they fail to enforce the rules. Bec and Beck explained that they did not want Charli, who has some 550,000 YouTube subscribers and 284,000 TikTok followers, to be forced to abandon her burgeoning internet career."
Fine Gael councillor calls for denial of benefits for anyone who spoiled their vote - "A Fine Gael councillor who called for anyone who spoiled their vote in last week’s Presidential election to have their ‘benefits’ withdrawn is receiving a massive online backlash from furious voters. Laois councillor John King, accused voters of ‘voting against the State’, because they chose to spoil their vote, and he goes on to demand that anyone who voted in this manner should be subject to sanctions, including having their state benefits denied. Cllr King’s remarks are trending on X, with hundreds of users accusing the Fine Gael councillor of presupposing that the 213,738 people who opted to spoil their vote, rather than vote for Fine Gael or Independent candidate Catherine Connolly, were unemployed. Cllr King’s inflammatory remarks are trending on X with many users accusing him of him of being ‘classist’ and called on Tanaiste Simon Harris to intervene. ‘He just called everyone who spoiled their vote dole heads. How low IQ are these people’ one poster said. The term ‘voting against the state’ also raised hackles with many comparing his remarks to Stalinist Russia and ‘totalitarianism. ‘ Another said Fine Gael ‘want to turn this into a class war -it’s pretty despicable. They cannot handle that people in all walks of life did.’ Many users also queried how Fine Gael would know who spoiled their votes and said Cll King’s remarks raised questions of the privacy of the ballot box... Ireland now holds the European record for the number of spoiled election votes, superseding France who held the record for the highest spoiled votes in 2017. With Jim Gavin’s vote of 103,568, which is being interpreted as a protest vote as he had withdrawn from the race, it brings the total of spoiled/ protest votes to a staggering 317,675, leaving the two government parties reeling."
It’s better to be rich than right - "Wall Street, writ large, has put business fundamentals in a corner and has settled into a kind of cynical vibe-trading in which the goal is always “number go up.” Consider Tesla, a stock so detached from the company’s actual business some analysts call it the “OG meme stock.” Its core product, electric cars, is quickly growing stale and losing market share to rivals. But don’t worry, it’s not a car company anymore, Elon Musk has said (despite cars being the only commercially viable, revenue-generating product Tesla offers). No, Tesla is an AI and robotics company now, its future staked to robotaxis (still in development, buggy, years behind Alphabet’s Waymo) and $20,000 humanoid robots (also still in development, and still require a human operator to do the household chores it’s billed to one day do autonomously.) This week, Bank of America analysts said Tesla’s core automotive business represents just 12% of the company’s total value. Robotaxi is 45% and “full self Driving” — Tesla’s autonomous driving software that doesn’t reliably work and customers don’t reliably want to pay for — is 17%. In short: Well over half of the stock’s value lies in products that either don’t yet exist or don’t exist at scale. Tesla’s reward for snoozing on its core product and gambling on a nascent technology with no proof of concept? Its stock is up 75% over the past 12 months, near its record high, and it remains by far the world’s most valuable car company, with a $1.5 trillion market cap. Musk, whose partisan outbursts reportedly cost Tesla one million sales, remains the world’s wealthiest person, and could become the first-ever trillionaire. Sensible investors might say “hey, there’s clearly value here but a stock that trades at 200 times earnings is overhyped and I’m going to sit this one out.” And they’d be right, in the Warren Buffett sense of right. But they’re not Warren Buffett. They would also be a lot less rich than if they’d just said YOLO and put their faith in Musk. That’s a familiar feeling for crypto skeptics. Sure, the product trades on hype, is highly volatile and has limited real-world applications. Who cares! Bitcoin’s price has gone up 700% over the past five years — with plenty of stomach-turning drops along the way — while the S&P 500 is up 110%. Being a naysayer in this market doesn’t pay the bills. Buying the dip does. All those crypto trolls who taunted skeptics to “have fun staying poor” were not, sadly, incorrect (though we can all agree they were jerks). Crypto has not only stayed alive, it’s practically gone mainstream. Even Jamie Dimon, the JPMorgan Chase boss Jamie Dimon, a longtime critic, has sort of come around, saying earlier this month that blockchain – crypto’s underlying technology — “is real.” There is almost no “bad” news that can rattle Wall Street anymore, as investors have learned that buying the dip almost always pays off. That is, of course, until it doesn’t. And no one knows when, or even whether, we’ll hear the record scratch. “It stands to reason that over time, if investors bought every significant decline, then it would have worked out for them,” Steve Sosnick, chief strategist at Interactive Brokers, wrote earlier this month. “Unfortunately, not everyone has unlimited funds to keep investing, and no one is blessed with an unlimited time horizon.”"
In Spain, what once seemed impossible is now widespread: the young are turning to the far right - "According to recent polls, almost 40% of Spanish men aged between 18 and 34 say that they plan to vote for Vox, the far-right party. Vox won its first seat in the Spanish parliament in 2019 and now it is surging again. Its recent success is no longer a story of just male voters, either: 20% of young women say they would vote for Vox, with the biggest increase among the youngest voters in that group. It seems that the younger you are in Spain at the moment, the more likely you are to vote for a party that advocates, among other things, the mass expulsion of immigrants in order to preserve “Spanish identity”, the restriction of abortion, end-of-life and trans rights, the dismantling of the European Union’s institutions and the rejection of policies to tackle the climate crisis. Older generations continue to back the two largest parties, the centre-left Socialist party (PSOE) and the centre-right Popular party (PP). Women aged 60 and over make up the largest group rejecting the far right. Catalonia is the exception: support for the nationalist far right is spread across older generations, too... The last Spanish general election was in 2023 and the biggest concerns identified by Vox voters at the time were migration and “government and political parties”. Data on the new young voters is limited, but polling shows that housing is the top concern for the population in general and even more so for anyone under 35. Wages, employment and the cost of living are mentioned too. Migration barely registers as an issue for younger voters. But the perception of politicians themselves as a problem, which was the other big issue for Vox voters in 2023, is widespread across generations. Marta Romero, a political scientist, says Vox has become fashionable among young people drawn to the “anti-establishment” image that the party is managing to project – just as parties on the left and the centre did in the previous decade... In the past two decades, pensioners have become wealthier than young adults, particularly those with children"
Proof that Spain needs to ban the "far right" to "protect 'Democracy'"
Fury as tiny Welsh town with 5,970 inhabitants gets its FOURTEENTH barber shop and salon (one for every 400 people) - "A Welsh town with only 5,970 inhabitants has just got another barber shop - meaning it now has 14 hair salons, or one for every 400 people. Plans by a Kurdish businessman to open a new barber in a vacant amusement arcade sparked anger among residents in Porth, South Wales, who said their town was already 'saturated'. But thirty-four separate letters of objection failed to convince members of Rhondda Cynon Taf (RCT)'s planning committee to refuse the application, meaning it can now go ahead and open. Opponents told the council that there were already 13 hair salons in Porth, many of them Turkish-style barbers, and that the dearth of other retail options was putting off visitors. Adding a fourteenth means there will now be one for every 426 residents, based on figures from the 2021 census. There are a further six barber shops in neighbouring towns of Blackwood and Newbridge - barely ten miles from Porth - where cut-throat competition led to mob violence earlier this year. While some are Turkish themed, they are all run by Kurds. The concerns come after police have warned of criminals infiltrating the industry by setting up shops as front companies to launder the proceeds of crimes like drug dealing. More than 750 barbers opened in the UK last year despite a broader High Street downturn - raising suspicions that some are being used by gangs. Just last months, enforcement teams across the West Midlands raided a string of Turkish barber shops and seized more than £500,000 in illegal cash during a crackdown on money laundering. Meanwhile unhappy customers have taken to TikTok to share videos of their wonky haircuts and patchy skin fades – possible signs of illicit businesses cynically co-opting the proud, centuries-old tradition of Turkish barbering."
Britain should think twice about funding governments like Ghana's - "Take Ghana. Most of the public think Britain’s global reconnect amounts to little more than the high-profile trade deals with the US and India – where Labour merely put the finishing touches on Conservative negotiations. But in the most sophisticated of West Africa’s nations, the UK is providing levels of economic assistance that would make the Chancellor’s forever repeated “guardrails” fall straight off any project back home. Barely publicised beyond government websites, the UK has agreed to extend by 15 years the repayment period of $256 million Ghana owes Britain – and therefore ultimately the UK taxpayer. The deal also commits Britain to lending more on top to Ghana via UK export credits, underwriting British businesses to build a series of road and infrastructure projects across the country. Ghana is not Somalia. It has long enjoyed a reputation for democratic governance. Still, in addition to owing $256 million to the British Exchequer, Ghana is also $261 million in debt to American independent power producers – liabilities ultimately underwritten by the US taxpayer. It is part of a whopping $2.5 billion the country holds in unpaid debts to energy suppliers alone. One must question the common sense, let alone the economic case, of lending the country more. That becomes even more questionable when Ghana’s current government has begun demolishing the pillars of law and democracy on which the country’s good standing was built."
Meme - "> At the gym, doing my routine.
> 7/10 qt is on the Low Row, the first machine on my list
> No big, I'll do the next one.
> Bitch is stil on Low Row.
> No big, do the next one.
> Bitch is physically sitting on the machine, but texting
>No big, I'll do the next one.
> Go through entire fucking workout.
> Bitch is still on the fucking Low Row, i's been over half an hour. Hasn't spent more than 5 minutes actually using it
> I sit on the machine next to her and fuck around, waiting for her to get off hers.
>Notice a weird rash on her upper arm.
>I'm a huge House junkie so fuck it, bitch needs to get off the Low Row.
>"Hey, no doctor, but my cousin had a rash just like that and it turned out to be MRSA. He didn't make it. I'm probably wrong, but if I were you I'd get to a hospital right away just to be sure."
> She gets wide-eyed, stammers out something, gets her shit, and leaves.
>I finish my workout and go home.
TWO WEEKS LATER
>At the gym, on the treadmill.
> Bitch is there.
> She sees me and approaches
>"Hey, I don't know if you remember me, I had a rash you told me to get checked out a while back?"
> ohshit jpg
> Act natural
>"... Oh yeah! How'd that go?"
> "You were right! I spent a few days in the hospital, but the doctor said if you didn't catch it, it wouldve gotten way worse."
How the fuck...
> "Uh... wow! Glad to hear it"
> awkward pause
> "So I feel like I should buy you dinner or something, yknow, to say thanks."
> "Um, okay. Sounds great."
> We exchange numbers.
> Go out that weekend.
?We really hit it off
> Takes me back to her place.
> Fucks my brains out
>We spend the entire next day together, too.
> Things keep going from there.
And that's how I met my girlfriend."
Tom Harwood on X - "Schoolchildren were bussed in to the Labour Party Conference by their teachers at six schools to hand out trade union leaflets, campaigning for higher spending. This appears to be in flagrant breach of schools’ statutory duty to be apolitical and impartial."
Language Matters | Japanese mochi’s Chinese origins, and how similar names of rice cake snacks in Hong Kong and Taiwan suggest a shared history | South China Morning Post - "Samurai took mochi to the battlefield as it was nutritious and convenient – the sound of samurai pounding mochi was a sign of imminent battles... Asians are constantly delighted to find similar foods across East and Southeast Asia – and it is interesting to note the similarity in some of the names. There are the coconut-dusted, peanut-filled loh máih chìh ubiquitous in Hong Kong. The Fujianese communities in Southeast Asia enjoy the roadside snack muah chee – glutinous rice dough roughly chopped into bite-sized pellets and coated with finely chopped peanuts and sugar – believed to have been brought over from southern China. Another beloved counterpart is the classic Taiwanese snack of pounded glutinous rice rolled in toppings such as toasted peanuts or black sesame. It is instructive that Taiwanese Hokkien moâ chî actually comes from the Japanese mochi, with two non-standard characters invented to represent the word’s pronunciation (since the kanji would be misleading in Chinese): 麻薯 with a rice radical 米 added to the left of each character.
Introvert at office, is it a good plan or bad plan? : r/work - "A guy joined my office six months ago, and within a week, he texted me asking for some money. I found it very weird and later learned from some colleagues that he had texted them as well. Because of this, we started avoiding him in the office and stopped inviting him to office parties. Today, I met him at a bike club, and he had a Harley-Davidson. We talked for a while, and I jokingly asked him, "Bro, why do you need udhar when you can afford a Harley?" He replied that he didn’t really need the money. He’s an introvert and doesn’t like talking to people. Asking for money from colleagues makes them avoid him in the office. Dude's a legend."
Doctor who removed women’s ovaries without consent can still practise - "A doctor who removed the ovaries of two women without their consent is still practising as a consultant gynaecologist at an NHS trust. Dr Ali Shokouh-Amiri faced more than 100 claims of inappropriate behaviour at a Medical Practitioners Tribunal hearing earlier this year, of which 24 instances were proven. As well as removing both ovaries from two patients, he admitted to hugging patients and performing intimate examinations without a chaperone."
The British WWI prisoner of war who returned to captivity - "A British officer captured during World War I was granted leave to visit his dying mother on one condition - that he return, a historian has discovered. And Capt Robert Campbell kept his promise to Kaiser Wilhelm II and returned from Kent to Germany, where he stayed until the war ended in 1918. Historian Richard van Emden told the BBC that Capt Campbell would have felt a duty to honour his word. It also emerged that Capt Campbell tried to escape as soon as he returned."
He promised to return, not to not escape



