Someone: i recieved offline food

erh
brain not working

offline messages

im hungry


Me: excited about meeting MFM?

MFTTW: ...

hoorey.....?

it is like a stamp album
i collect meetings with your harem of adoring females

first frigid girl
then your FM

what next

jail bait!


Someone: korean guys fugly lah
:S

[the girls are] not bad
is so obvious they all PS
cause before 18 ugly
then suddenly all pretyt

they all single lidded
then 18 WAH
all damn chio

a bit fake


Me: she's quite ruthless and self-serving. I hear about how she treats her
boyfriends

ah well. that's one way good-looking females can turn out
another is ***. she's very sweet haha

MFTTW: wah
tsk tsk
she sounds like the worse stereotype

Me: haha
one of the bad ones

dont think she loves or even likes her boyfriend. and her ex
just using them for sex, power, intrigue, drama

MFTTW: cool

how com ei don't know any women like that
like tv show... v exciting

h wait
i prob don't know any cos of self-selection

Me: you don't meh. oh you just know the annoying ones, not the ruthless ones

MFTTW: yeah
i can tolerate annoyingness... prob not ruthlessness..out of self-interest

Me: ah well. the misery of the human condition


MFTTW: my thesis has no title
i think i need to write my own lamentations

Me: "the art of test tube washing"

MFTTW: hurr hurr but no one wuld getthe joke


Someone: on ur blog entry, lesbians do go for straight gals...my les frd go for straight gals, and prob not her first one


Me: well if the scholarship body treats it as a commercial agreement so should he
after all taxi drivers' sons cannot get scholarships if they can't find guarantors

MFTTW: you cannot be a guarantor if you are a taxi driver meh
my friend who is a taxi driver son got scholarship

Me: taxi driver son - the claim is
that meritocracy, let poor but smart kids etc etc
but no matter how deserving you are, if no one will be your guarantor...

MFTTW: hurhur
sure can find one lah

Me: that's not the pt lah
the point is this government is economically minded
and has no heart

which is not a problem if you don't expect your people to have hearts

but they want it both ways
screw the people. and expect the people to love them

MFTTW: thanks to uncle lee's years of policy mah
we are a small country blahblah
cannot afford blahblah
when they say that people are their biggest resource they mean it literally


Someone: i just came back from an MLM talk

apparently there are law students into MLM now
law must be a really horrible career

wait.. cancel last mike
law is a horrible career

it just means lawyers can be stupid

Me: why [did you go]?

Someone: uh.. cos i'm bored,

were they always as complex?

the one i went to was a conventional business that took up the MLM model
they have classes and lectures
youthcamps and self actualization camps

i was irrevocably impressed at the scale of their operations , not so much for the satisfaction of the customer , but the satisfaction of the seller

Me: sounds like... city harvest

Someone: they now sell diamonds

i come to the conclusion that MLM products only work on women products

you won't see MLM PCs or MLM cars

the products must have
1.)dubious benefits
2.)low production costs
3.)price inelastic in the luxury good sense
4.)a slight tweak of product differentiation

Me: 5) target audience are the gullible

Someone: lol are u saying women are gullible
cos really they only sell women products

Me: I notice a lot of old people also
the magic stone salesmen?
then again the people who buy magic stones tend to be female

well magnetic bracelets and beds aren't women's products

Someone: hmm ur right

but i was very impressed by the whole thing

there were lecture halls
classrooms
showrooms

and a device called icheckup, which is like the scientology machine

two iron rods which u hold
and ur feet on iron plates
it will generate this result

Me: wow
to say?

Someone: if u r healthy

if u aren't
u need the glorious products
so u can see if the products work first hand

Me: I tried scientology
http://gssq.blogspot.com/2005/07/my-us-trip-2005-day-13-new-york.html

Someone: eh we should set up an MLM

step 1.) Think of a spiffy name

Elucia-Gabe Max
Gabriel's Way
GABE elise

step 2.) Think of a strange product
i have one, it's the semen of frogs

step 3.) Establish our frogsemen factory overseas, and get numerous accreditations

step 4.)sit on top of the MLM

:)

Me: heh
so what healthful properties does frog semen have?

Someone: according to Dr.***
and Dr Seah

frog semen cures cancer
and enlarges breast

and is renowned for its natural properties

it is a well known fact that the most beautiful women of china often rub frog semen atop their perfectly formed funbags.

to stay true to this grand tradition
that is why we have relocated all our factories there