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Thursday, April 17, 2008

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal

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Someone: hooray for USP and UE mods
because i think history girls cmi

so i rely on other classes for eye candy


Someone else: soci is fucking easy lah

rigourous my ass
they're the most insecure of the social sciences
always emphasizing how "scientific" they are

bullshit

a lot of us from lit do soci modules invariably get As

in fact
a certain lit girl, fairly mediocre in terms of lit grades, always aces soci, so much that she's now decided to do soci masters
hahahahaha

to his(her?) challenge to come ace soci first then talk
it's like
ludicrous
cos
we've all done it already!!

it's like Iraq saying to USA right now, "come bomb us if you dare!"
and USA is like
"been there done that liao, what else you want"


Someone: my gal friends say im in a lucky relationship
coz the guy is more into the gal

Me: gah
this reminds me of an anecdote

Screwed Up Girl said you should get a guy who makes the first move. cos that means he really wants you. I said that means you don't want him if you don't make the first move

female logic. bah.

Someone: haha

oh well
it's not about logic

the logic is we hurt much more easily


Someone else: what kinda friends do you have man

you never fail to remind me of how normal i am
thanks HAHA (:


Someone: i bemoan the state of youth today

the gf's sister goes to city harvest

the one who abandoned her family
very much espousing christian values

Me: oh
then what happened

Someone: then nothing happened lah. she only comes one once a year during chinese new year.
and tells them to go city harvest to save their souls from eternal damnation

Me: oh well
jesus said he cleaved families
hurr hurr

Someone: hurr

but her eldest sister also goes to church what (not CHC)
and contributes to the family
i mean, contributes to household expenses

so i conclude it's CHC
"expand your wealth... by screwing over your parents"


MFTTW: actually maybe you shoudl do something quite out of the box

i like the idea of having non=conventional friends hurhurhur
everyone i know is like some stupid doctor or stupid gahmen slave


Someone: friend teaching at NUS:

"one of my students handed in a paper where she claimed American influence in Singapore is causing wild sex orgies to happen cos of liberalism and then these wild sex parties are destroying family values then cos of family values being destroyed ppl cannot love"

"without love society becomes evil and then ppl become - *GET READY FOR THIS* - cannibals. then she put in a picture of a severed arm in a sink."

he said he wnated to give her a F but [couldn't]

" got another one said American values are bad for Asians cos we are too different from each other. this is after we had 2-3 classes showing the similiarities between the constructs of "Asian values" and "American conservative values""

"and nearly everyone wrote that american values are bad. ie American values are hollywood values and then Asian = good family values"


Someone else: screw that organic stuff, really

i did a project on it in yr2
utter rubbish

you sprinkle the cabbage lovingly with scented mineral water, pat it everyday and then sell it at a 10x markup

we went to the organic deli at holland v


Someone: MFM?

i thought it stood for mothers fucking mothers
which is hot


Someone else: I think Jack Chick can actually be an excellent vehicle for religious harmony

all the religious leaders can all point and laugh at them
and condemn them
instead of just wayang-ing with press statements and stuff
or showing up at inter-faith dialogues that don't quite seem to achieve anything


Someone: "when a woman wants to have a conversation with a man, she wants to hear her own opinions but in a deeper voice"


Someone else on bra cup inflation in Singapore: thank god i am flat with pride
hehe
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