Intrigued by a Life! feature today about the Amazing Race 3 in Singapore, I watched non-PRLR TV for the first time in a while. Like all reality TV, the show was surrealistically contrived. At least the method of elimination is fair, and winning individual rounds does bring rewards. The length of the show was tiring, though. 2 hours?

Of course, people having nothing better to pick on were grumbling about how disgraceful it was to have chosen Phua Chu Kang to appear on the show instead of some (questionable) alternatives like the Singapore Girl (SIA - Sex In the Air) and Zoe Tay. At least PCK got to say "don't pray pray", probably because this was for a foreign-produced show.

They claimed that locals believe that the Fountain of Wealth's waters bring good luck. What bullshit. I bet they'd just as soon have related the, ah, Legend of the Merlion.

[07/12/02:

LOL

"AHHH!! Major disgrace to RGS. I nearly *fainted* when I heard this. Derek and Drew asked directions to the Zoo from an RGS girl and SHE DIDN'T RECOGNISE THEM!! I could just DIE. If it was me I'd... I'd... I don't know. Apparently Sin Ni's senior just gave them directions, turned around to her other friend and said, "They look familiar." Ahh! How could she? That's the crime of the century!!!"

NB: Apparently this wasn't in the final footage. Oh well.]


A most atypical and surreal way in which someone found Balderdash:

"found it in my sch comp...hahahaha"

wth?! Apparently this page is popular with Raffles Guys. Witness the rave reviews: "Haha Great webbie you got here! Keep it up :D", "hey agagooga, you are the one that visited the rgs gym site too right? haha... been to your sites...it's real funny.."

This person's in both Flesh Parade and Associate Flesh Parade ;) Woah.

[NB: The link to me has mysteriously disappeared, for reasons unknown to men living]


A guy named Shunjing seems to like a guy named Dalglish

Now, where have we heard the latter name before? :)

Comparing the 2 blogs, we come to a very interesting conclusion.


More disturbing RJ rantings on clubbing:

"but my fren had connections.. and soon all of us were getting shots for FREE!!!! woohoo!! hahaha... then i hit the dance floor after checking out this group of gals

tats when i met limins fren...hwee ye...

oh yah.. dunno if i should say this but will anyway..... i really kinda liked the way she was holding me... warm and nice sensual feeling...
serious.... its dumb to say this...but i felt like really loved....... it was seriously nice.. never been touched that way b4... wad was to come later wasnt as nice... serious... as in the way she caressed me... the first one nicer all haha..... sigh.... im really fucked up lah... so des sometimes............
then went off for more shots...
and went back to look for hwee ye.. but i couldnt find her... met hwee ye frens who was also looking for her...
and thats when it happend... it close... touchy.. very touchy i guess..
cos before i knew it... we were making out..damn................
dont know who started it... but dont think its me... i NEVER did such stuff before.. the most just the touchy part
it was like totally uncalled for...
still can rem a bit of how it felt like i think... it was my first GODDAMN time lah... (i was fucking saving it for some one special maybe?... future gf or smthn....)
pissed but happy at the same time...
my first time... lost it to another of limins class mate also!!!!!!!! found that out the next day
lost it to someone i dont even know or gif a shit bout........
damn sad lah in a way....
but could rem a few things..... it was def frenching...... could feel it.. haha ok ill spare the details...
but i dont know...
its kinda hard to get over........
first time leh......
of course i def enjoyed it...
nice sensation all.......
but dont hink ill be doin it again anytime soon......
still feel like braggin bout it haha.... but i shant....
it was some pretty wicked shit........
next day when i was at my frens place... took of my shirt.....
and i noticed.... a fucking LOVE BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit man!!!!
luckily it was small and on my collar bone..
how the heel did her lips even get so deep into my shirt?!?!
amazing...
collarbone leh..... you wear any shirt you cant see it!?
then how was that area exposed for her?
my shirt was in perfect condition.. no tears nothing haha..
it was quite red... thats why i noticed it...
told you it was wicked...
luckily it didnt bruise.. and was gone in 3 days...

yup... tats wad happend on the big nite out........
lost my first kiss........ sighs......
but i really had mixed feeling over it...
told myself that i had to lose it by the end of this year... so kinda fulfilled that part..
but was hoping i lost it when i got attached by the end of this year... but dont think thats gonna even happen.......... either.......

and one more thing... i swear i always kena SNGS gals.................
two of them were from SN.........

MATT BOUNCER.... IF YOU EVER get a chance t o mayb read this.... FUCK YOU again.. haha...see wad you can do NEXT YEAR!!!

a girls more wild.. and not as stuck up as rj gals.......
fucking losuy rj gals...............
should just go to a lesbian club next time... la.. stupid fucking bithces...
none of us got chance to dance close........... i think...
i know i didnt get anyone...
all the bitches just dancing in their lesbian circle all...
or round those fucking high profile cute guys(fags)
or they were attached
means one thing.... they didnt fucking drink enuff...... bet they just go there to talk cock say hi to thier frens.. and just dance.. cos mommy say cannot drink all...

but i swear i hate the rj crowd....... so boring...............
everyone just stick to their own groups...... like in school...................

really wanna FUCK RJ sometimes...............

the unlce puts GANJA into the MILO PING....thats why its damn good... but their teh ping tastes like fucking ice lemon tea........"

The ganja in the Milo Ping must have made him deluded.

[Ed: This is Screwed Up Girl's classmate, so you know why he got so screwed up]


Seems I've come across Huihui's cousin. Small world.

"i think my cousin's showed me your website b4... hui jun and hui mei from rjc...know them?"

It seems that people my age don't like me, and those younger than me are amused by me. Perhaps I'm at their mental age :)