Sunday, August 19, 2001
My eyes have been opened. I have been made aware of a new plane of existence, a new level of the discipline. The Discipline of the Art of Using Safety Pins.
In my 14/8 rant, I talked about the art of spotting the use of Safety Pins. Apparently I have not been dilligent enough in my efforts. Today, Grace informed me about the existence of a variant of the Art of Safety Pins. Safety Pins with Strings.
It all started when I sent her my blog. A condensed account of the dialogue follows.
Her:
*reads page and snickers*
do you mean safetypins or safetypinswithstrings?
Me:
strings? what strings?
Her:
ahahahahahahahaha. *manic laughter*
Me:
what's so funny?
Her:
there are things you know naught of yet.
Me:
ooo
tell me
initiate me into the mysteries of safety pins and safety pins with strings, oh great one
Her:
*snigger* not going to. figure it out yourself. safetypins with strings are eminently less detectable than plainoldsafetypins.
Me:
oei
Her:
you have to give me a complete glossary of which nicknames belong to whom because i totally can't tell cos i don't know anyone cos i'm oblivious.
Me:
you want to know?
or you don't?
Her:
i do want to know.
Me:
ok :)
tell me about strings first
Her:
no.
Me:
why not.
Her:
because some things are beyond your comprehension
Me:
why don't you want to tell me?
I'm intrigued
Me:precisely to intrigue you
*wicked grin*
someday my emotional manipulation will get me killed
With my curiosity piqued, I have no choice but to continue my research into the realm of Safety Pins. If anyone out there can aid me in my noble goal, I will be eternally grateful.
In my 14/8 rant, I talked about the art of spotting the use of Safety Pins. Apparently I have not been dilligent enough in my efforts. Today, Grace informed me about the existence of a variant of the Art of Safety Pins. Safety Pins with Strings.
It all started when I sent her my blog. A condensed account of the dialogue follows.
Her:
*reads page and snickers*
do you mean safetypins or safetypinswithstrings?
Me:
strings? what strings?
Her:
ahahahahahahahaha. *manic laughter*
Me:
what's so funny?
Her:
there are things you know naught of yet.
Me:
ooo
tell me
initiate me into the mysteries of safety pins and safety pins with strings, oh great one
Her:
*snigger* not going to. figure it out yourself. safetypins with strings are eminently less detectable than plainoldsafetypins.
Me:
oei
Her:
you have to give me a complete glossary of which nicknames belong to whom because i totally can't tell cos i don't know anyone cos i'm oblivious.
Me:
you want to know?
or you don't?
Her:
i do want to know.
Me:
ok :)
tell me about strings first
Her:
no.
Me:
why not.
Her:
because some things are beyond your comprehension
Me:
why don't you want to tell me?
I'm intrigued
Me:precisely to intrigue you
*wicked grin*
someday my emotional manipulation will get me killed
With my curiosity piqued, I have no choice but to continue my research into the realm of Safety Pins. If anyone out there can aid me in my noble goal, I will be eternally grateful.
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