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Sunday, July 14, 2013

Have you ever tasted pork?

A priest and a rabbi, old friends, are chatting one afternoon about their early years.

After a pause, the priest says to the rabbi, "I hope you don't mind me asking this, my friend, but I wonder--have you ever tasted pork?"

"Yes, my friend, I did," said the rabbi, "a long time ago, when I was young."

The two men are silent for a while, and then the rabbi, clearing his throat, says, "I mean not to pry, my friend, but tell me, have you ever had sex with a woman?"

"Ah, yes, my friend," the priest says, "long ago when I was in seminary school, I did have sex with a woman."

The two men are silent for a while, and then the rabbi says, "It was better than pork, wasn't it?"
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