"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor." - Neil Gaiman

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Quotes from essays for a general education module:

- "In each organism, diploid zygote formation depends on haploid gamete production, and the gametic cycles are in turn controlled by the mature organism developed from a zygote." Instructor: "I don't know what that means."

- Then I thought that it would hardly work in countries like Singapore, where half the people do not speak English or anything proper at all.

- Moreover it is in the University where we are placed on uneven playing fields in bidding for modules, and we learn in each semester how to refine our bidding skills.


I am starting a new mini-series called "u r wt u wr". Today's installment:

- There was a girl in a green shirt with a picture of a bicycle and the words "Want a ride?"
- A girl was in a purple top which had the word "Slutty" on it
- One girl was wearing an emerald coloured top with the words: "I only look innocent"
- Some girl was wearing a pink T-shirt with cap sleeves with the words "Cute", "Single" and others I couldn't see on it

(All the preceding exhibits were glimpsed in school)

Obviously, wearing clothing with such motifs or slogans is begging to have them commented upon, yet my money is on those wearing these pieces of clothing complaining about sexual harassment and claiming that they're being objectified if people actually do comment on them.

Me: if you want you can guest star as the guy who goes up to comment
but if you land in jail I can't help you =D

Expert on Defamation: that's just setting up urself for defamation

Me: what.
I didn't say who wore them what

Expert on Defamation: no, the bit abt guest-starring me :D

i can guest star as HWMNBD :)
he who must not be defamed


disturbed bunny: so many you can add to it lla if only you go shopping with girls more often
"voted most flexible by your boyfriend"
etc etc
tsk you are suaku laaa. i should take you shopping one day
i like "nerds have big hard drives" best

Someone: sadly i have a tee that says "trysexual - everything must try once"