"What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance." - Havelock Ellis

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From: Cyanide and Happiness


Blonde: Mark, dude, you gotta help us!

Blonde: We need to make some money fast.

Blonde: But all we have is some light piano music and this cup.

Brunette: While you guys think of something, I really gotta go take a dump.

Mark: Wait a second!

Mark: I have an idea...