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The same smoke in smoked meats that causes cancer also kills bacteria. Hurr hurr.
In a 30 day period around Christmas,
When a lady says ‘No’, she means ‘Maybe’ and when she says ‘Maybe’ she means ‘Yes. And if she says ‘Yes’, then she is no lady.
When a diplomat says ‘Yes’, he means ‘Maybe’ and when he says ‘Maybe’, he means ‘No. And if he says ‘No’, then he is no diplomat.
I first heard a variant of this in an advertisement, and it went something along the lines of:
"When a man says 'Yes', he means 'Maybe'. When a man says 'Maybe', he means 'No'.
When a woman says 'No', she means 'Maybe'. When a woman says 'Maybe', she means 'Yes'."