"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." - Jeff Marder

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Lynn: you remember my v-girls porn site? it ended up on a vietnamese students' forum!

it's for viets in singapore and i asked someone to translate. i don't know if they were aware it was a joke

[Later:] only dodgy places use such tasteless mannikins. and if they are tasteless, the clothes are likely to be so, therefore shan't bother

i'm telling you, they're made in some cheapo place and exported all over

Me: hehe
cheapo place = malaysia?
HAHAHAHAHA

Lynn: maybe also hor.

Me: ;)

Lynn: you should go tap them and see if they're hollow or wat. i always wondered if mannikins are hollow. easier to carry.

Me: you’re as bo liao as me

Lynn: i'm scientifically curious.

Me: that’s what I say too!
join the club


HWMNBN: top level structure - can't be headings right?
this isn't a presentation

it COULD be something along the lines of

paragraph 1: This is a story about my house, and how I burned it down whlie taking drugs.

pargraph 2: A week ago i had invited some friedns over to my party. They came with lots of drugs. We took some and got ihgh. Then one of my friends tried to eat my head. I fought him off with my father's blowtorch. It caught fire on my girlfriend's chemically-saturated hair. The house hurned down. Many peopel died.

paragraph 3: And that was why I learned that you shouldn't take drugs and play with blowtorches

ie. summary, narration, conclusion


Someone: *Uses status message: "msg me if you wear Zara size M!"*
*Some time later* *Changes status message to: "msg me if you wear Zara size M and you're a girl"*

Me: did any guys who wear size M msg you? haha

Someone: almost everyone who msged were Guys

Me: hahahaha
why ah why ah

Someone: coz they want pink tank tops

Me: o_0
kinky man

eh but Zara has male clothes also what
so they msged you after you added "and you're a girl"?

maybe they're transvestites

Someone: yea
guys are weird


Someone else on crazy essay requirements: anyway, one big part of the challenge in writing commonwealth essays is to construe the topic creatively, eg. my friend wrote the topic "Water" and described a rape victim using water to cleanse herself, and that got sent in

we are conditioned to cope with the pedagogical diarrheoa that teachers have all the time

[for the other portfolio] we used funny things like habits of mind, the 7 habits of highly effective people, thinker leader pioneer, creative critical lateral independent thinking

in the past, the teachers structured their lessons according to pedagogical paradigms, now they throw them directly at us

Me: all rubbish lah
they have to come up with new ideas/suggestions to look good

so some idiot comes up with cheem sounding rubbish
and all of you have to suffer