Someone: ohh.. u shd go for exchange at japan haha

Me: aha why japan

Someone: then u can molest girls haha

Me: wth?!
that's such a non-sequitur

Someone else on the above: yeah i know. when did you ever show signs of such pruriency?

Me: hahaha oh yeah I'm asexual remember
supposed to be anyway
or was it gay? I forgot

Someone else: that's why
gay cos of your hair wat


One of the strangest theories I've heard of: "manga allows him to see big-breasted girls kick butt...because girls in AC are never that well-developed...

puberty appears kinder to them [neighbourhood school girls] WRT the chest...generally he thinks it's because they exercise a lot, but are also less concerned with weight...so they get fatty deposits where they should...AC girls OTOH care too much about what they eat..."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Serendipitiously, someone else told me this: "Oooh, have you heard the story of the AC boy who got it on with a girl on the dancefloor, and then realised the next day it was his classmate? Now that's quality clubbing. One more story for bad_sex."

Gosh. I feel so gossipy.


Someone else: hmm.. i've noticed that penny arcade and ctrl-alt-del are geek comics. they are also anti-mac. therefor geeks are anti-mac