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http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.asp?u=93230296021
Friday, November 07, 2003
Why can't i get anything vaguely interesting or out of the ordinary on Memgen?? Am i that boring a person?? The most unconventional one was this, and it's not weird interesting, it's just weird .
"You are a drag-queen goth! Your outfit cost $56 and your secret is you listen to britney spears, yes for her music"
OH oh oh i found one i like~!!! Ok.... maybe not the orange yes bit but everything else!!!!
"You are a drag-queen goth! Your outfit cost $56 and your secret is you listen to britney spears, yes for her music"
OH oh oh i found one i like~!!! Ok.... maybe not the orange yes bit but everything else!!!!
Thursday, November 06, 2003
I found this really funny. (As usual, those who are unable to contemplate thoughts and concepts they do not agree with should skip this portion. But if you judge yourself mentally sound enough to continue, I would be delighted to hear some thoughts :) )
Top Ten Signs that You're a Christian:
10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.
9- You feel insulted and 'dehumanized' when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.
7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the 'atrocities' attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in 'Exodus' and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in 'Joshua' -- including women, children, and animals!
6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5- You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.
4- You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most 'tolerant' and 'loving'.
3- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in 'tongues' may be all the evidence you need.
2- You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1- You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.
"If, as they say, God spanked this town
For being much too frisky,
Why did He burn His churches down
And save Hotaling's Whiskey?"
[Poem on 1906 San Francisco earthquake and fire, in which the city's largest whiskey distillery was left unscathed]
Top Ten Signs that You're a Christian:
10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.
9- You feel insulted and 'dehumanized' when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.
7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the 'atrocities' attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in 'Exodus' and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in 'Joshua' -- including women, children, and animals!
6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5- You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.
4- You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most 'tolerant' and 'loving'.
3- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in 'tongues' may be all the evidence you need.
2- You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1- You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.
"If, as they say, God spanked this town
For being much too frisky,
Why did He burn His churches down
And save Hotaling's Whiskey?"
[Poem on 1906 San Francisco earthquake and fire, in which the city's largest whiskey distillery was left unscathed]
The following was recommended to me by an excellent source and I must say it's very interesting. To think that names have such potential to reveal accurately to you a person's inner compatibility with you!
Try it! The results will amaze you. They sure amazed *me*!
http://www.crushcalculator.com/cc.cgi?id=1068165243nzd
Six Degrees of "Asian Prince"
Back in high school I would get my hair cut at Le Nam, a Vietnamese-owned salon across from my mom's dental office. One time I sat next to this guy whose look referenced both "Purple Rain"-era Prince and Little Richard. I remember seeing his mug on posters for area concerts. He was very talkative and he asked me what kind of music I was into. I mentioned that I liked the Smiths. His blank expression led me to think that he wasn't down with the Moz and Marr.
Years later, my friend Janna sent me a link to Asian Prince's Web site. I recognized the guy that I met in the hair salon. "Asian Prince" is actually Tuan Anh, a local Vietnamese singer of some renown who's appeared on some "Paris By Night" videos. Some white Aussie guy thought his schtick was funny, so he made up this site about a pathologically self-absorbed singer with a fake Chinese name ("Wo-Hen Nankan") using Tuan Anh's photos. "Asian Prince" was something of a sensation a few years back, judging by Google searches.
Mystery of mysteries, which is the real Asian Prince on Friendster?
Wo-Hen or Asian Prince?
If pressed, I'd say the former though since it's linked to from his Official Journal!
I like this selection from the latest Demotivators collection:
Try it! The results will amaze you. They sure amazed *me*!
http://www.crushcalculator.com/cc.cgi?id=1068165243nzd
Six Degrees of "Asian Prince"
Back in high school I would get my hair cut at Le Nam, a Vietnamese-owned salon across from my mom's dental office. One time I sat next to this guy whose look referenced both "Purple Rain"-era Prince and Little Richard. I remember seeing his mug on posters for area concerts. He was very talkative and he asked me what kind of music I was into. I mentioned that I liked the Smiths. His blank expression led me to think that he wasn't down with the Moz and Marr.
Years later, my friend Janna sent me a link to Asian Prince's Web site. I recognized the guy that I met in the hair salon. "Asian Prince" is actually Tuan Anh, a local Vietnamese singer of some renown who's appeared on some "Paris By Night" videos. Some white Aussie guy thought his schtick was funny, so he made up this site about a pathologically self-absorbed singer with a fake Chinese name ("Wo-Hen Nankan") using Tuan Anh's photos. "Asian Prince" was something of a sensation a few years back, judging by Google searches.
Mystery of mysteries, which is the real Asian Prince on Friendster?
Wo-Hen or Asian Prince?
If pressed, I'd say the former though since it's linked to from his Official Journal!
I like this selection from the latest Demotivators collection:
Labels:
internet,
motivational shit,
wo-hen nankan
Monday, November 03, 2003
Well well.... you must remember who you're haggling with!
Easiest supper ever- courtesy of Her Highness Nigella Lawson. I'd been looking at this recipe for some time now, but refused to believe it was as easy as it sounds ... and makes great comfort food. Health-wise ... forget about it. Bacon, no veg, .... But it's fast, relatively cheap, easy (most anyone can do it ... i'm sure even RGS girls can figure it out) and satisfying (eaten hot!). Minimal washing up and no splattering of bacon-oil so you don't emerge smelling foul!
Serves 2 people, or one person being greedy (Not me i never!).
Ingredients:
125g pasta (your choice, personally i like fusilli - spirals)
125g bacon
2 Tablespoons olive oil
1 Tablespoon minced garlic/ 2 cloves of garlic, minced
And get ready an ovenproof baking dish and a pot/saucepan.
Preheat the oven to 240 degrees C. Put a pot of water to boil (for the pasta) and add a couple of teaspoons of salt to it.
Dice the bacon, and mix with olive oil and minced garlic so it's coated somewhat evenly. Do the mixing in the ovenproof dish to save washing up, and ensure u coat the sides of the dish with some oil - it's easier to clean later as bacon won't stick to the dish that way. Nigella uses a rectangular enamel dish, I use a square Pyrex glass dish. Ensure the bacon is spread out evenly across the dish and put it into the oven.
Immediately after that, pour the pasta of your choice into the boiling water (should be boiling by now) and turn the flame down to simmer. Leave it to cook - should take 10-12 minutes. If you're not sure, sample the pasta- should be al dente (slightly firm).
By the time the pasta's done, yr oven should be giving off wonderful fragrant aromas ... drain the pasta (reserving a little of the pasta water) and take the dish out of the oven (using gloves). Transfer the pasta into the dish of bacon and mix thoroughly, adding drop by drop of the pasta water to lubricate if needed. Nigella suggests a sprinkling of fresh grated parsley; parmesan cheese is an option, but anything will detract from the potent mixture of bacon/olive oil/garlic. Eat out of the dish. Ta-daa!!
And if you're careful all you have to wash are: 2 tablespoons, 1 fork, 1 pot (which is hardly dirty), and one dish!
Easiest supper ever- courtesy of Her Highness Nigella Lawson. I'd been looking at this recipe for some time now, but refused to believe it was as easy as it sounds ... and makes great comfort food. Health-wise ... forget about it. Bacon, no veg, .... But it's fast, relatively cheap, easy (most anyone can do it ... i'm sure even RGS girls can figure it out) and satisfying (eaten hot!). Minimal washing up and no splattering of bacon-oil so you don't emerge smelling foul!
Serves 2 people, or one person being greedy (Not me i never!).
Ingredients:
125g pasta (your choice, personally i like fusilli - spirals)
125g bacon
2 Tablespoons olive oil
1 Tablespoon minced garlic/ 2 cloves of garlic, minced
And get ready an ovenproof baking dish and a pot/saucepan.
Preheat the oven to 240 degrees C. Put a pot of water to boil (for the pasta) and add a couple of teaspoons of salt to it.
Dice the bacon, and mix with olive oil and minced garlic so it's coated somewhat evenly. Do the mixing in the ovenproof dish to save washing up, and ensure u coat the sides of the dish with some oil - it's easier to clean later as bacon won't stick to the dish that way. Nigella uses a rectangular enamel dish, I use a square Pyrex glass dish. Ensure the bacon is spread out evenly across the dish and put it into the oven.
Immediately after that, pour the pasta of your choice into the boiling water (should be boiling by now) and turn the flame down to simmer. Leave it to cook - should take 10-12 minutes. If you're not sure, sample the pasta- should be al dente (slightly firm).
By the time the pasta's done, yr oven should be giving off wonderful fragrant aromas ... drain the pasta (reserving a little of the pasta water) and take the dish out of the oven (using gloves). Transfer the pasta into the dish of bacon and mix thoroughly, adding drop by drop of the pasta water to lubricate if needed. Nigella suggests a sprinkling of fresh grated parsley; parmesan cheese is an option, but anything will detract from the potent mixture of bacon/olive oil/garlic. Eat out of the dish. Ta-daa!!
And if you're careful all you have to wash are: 2 tablespoons, 1 fork, 1 pot (which is hardly dirty), and one dish!
If you will recall, you DID offer home, hearth and board - and the chance to browse through your library - in exchange for my regaling you with rousing tales and stirring epics. We had a classic wandering-troubadour/feudal-lord arrangement!
And it was only a $7.40 taxi fare! That hardly constitutes "largesse"!
And finally, I only chomped merrily on ONE you tiao.
And it was only a $7.40 taxi fare! That hardly constitutes "largesse"!
And finally, I only chomped merrily on ONE you tiao.
Sunday, November 02, 2003
Saturday, November 01, 2003
Today, I was once again favoured by a visit from He Who Must Not Be Named, who thumbed eagerly through my gamebook collection and chomped merrily on you tiao, while still relying on my largesse to pay for some of his discretionary spending.
More weird shit from Melvin
Really lame Chinese Flash thing
The Economics of Suicide - Why trying to kill yourself may be a smart business decision.
Girls pummel man who exposed himself - A man described by authorities as a known sexual predator was chased through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and punched him after he was tackled by neighbors, police said Friday.
Of blogging and unemployment - M$ employee loses his job because a photo he took of Mac G5s being used at M$ was deemed a "security breach" (Hmm. Sounds familiar)
Tried WMA for my MP3 player so I could fit more songs in. 64kbps WMA sounds rather muffled compared to 128kbps MP3. Maybe I'll get better results with 96kbps.
For better or for worse, my hits have been levelling off.
Unique hits this year:
Jan 3688
Feb 3265
Mar 3722
Apr 4104
May 1826
Jun 3560
Jul 5472
Aug 1002
Sep 3025
Oct 876
Nov 4
Some mystery fan sent me this:
-- bollywood fan -- has sent you a movie from
www.fanta.dk.
To see your movie, click on the following internet address:
http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=ECD1D37B-237F-4E67-A4F6-7D69ADA07FF6
Hmm. :)
More weird shit from Melvin
Really lame Chinese Flash thing
The Economics of Suicide - Why trying to kill yourself may be a smart business decision.
Girls pummel man who exposed himself - A man described by authorities as a known sexual predator was chased through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and punched him after he was tackled by neighbors, police said Friday.
Of blogging and unemployment - M$ employee loses his job because a photo he took of Mac G5s being used at M$ was deemed a "security breach" (Hmm. Sounds familiar)
Tried WMA for my MP3 player so I could fit more songs in. 64kbps WMA sounds rather muffled compared to 128kbps MP3. Maybe I'll get better results with 96kbps.
For better or for worse, my hits have been levelling off.
Unique hits this year:
Jan 3688
Feb 3265
Mar 3722
Apr 4104
May 1826
Jun 3560
Jul 5472
Aug 1002
Sep 3025
Oct 876
Nov 4
Some mystery fan sent me this:
-- bollywood fan --
www.fanta.dk.
To see your movie, click on the following internet address:
http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=ECD1D37B-237F-4E67-A4F6-7D69ADA07FF6
Hmm. :)
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