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"The only disability in the world is a bad attitude :-)"
"What about Autism? And other stuff like that?"
"Yeah I'm with DJ, last time I checked, being in a wheelchair was a disability"
Personally I prefer paraplegia, or quadruple amputations, like in this case: St. Paul man charged with beating up quadruple amputee will turn himself in (the article could also be titled "Guy was hit and golden showered by 4 limb amputee girlfriend")
"There's always going to be bad stuff out there. But here's the amazing thing - light trumps darkness, every time. You stick a candle into the dark, but you can't stick the dark into the light"
"last time i stuck a candle in the dark i got third degree burns on my asshole"
And my favourite:
"If you are faced with a mountain that seems too big to climb. . . Then try to find a way around it. . . And follow your dreams!! :)"
"What if my dream is to climb a mountain?"
