"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." - Cato the Elder

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Someone: this is a real acid test for any lit paper
with the ongoing penchant for jargon
which is like a pandemic in our discipline right now
few outside the discipline give us any sort of credit at all

Me: oh so it's not just me huh :P
WHY AH WHY AH

Someone: fuck you lah, go to bed lah
i never said it wa sjust you what :P


Someone else: the moral from my project *** sems ago
'don't be the only girl in the grp'

coz guys are so SERIOUS

no matter how smart u are
even if u decide to say someething irrelevant/random/out of pt during a meeting
they look at u like you're a bimbo

and guys only talk to each other when there's only one girl
and not inform girls anything

Someone on the above: it depends also on whether the gal is a chiobu
it matters A LOT

Someone else (2): hahahaa
chey
not as if girls don't do that


Frigid Girl: oh today they were giving out condoms in the arts walkway, so they gave one to me
and i asked my tutorial mate if he wanted it at the start of the tutorial
and he said, nahh
then at the end of the tutorial i asked him, you sure you don't want?
then someone else interjected, how's things with your girl?
then he said to me, I think i'll have that afterall, thanks

they just got together
which was why he didn't think of it initially


Someone: attend more conferences
fertile breeding grounds

all these repressed academics and students
im goin for one in *** next month


Tim the Great: horowitz london, funny

he come in, they standing ovation him
then he sat down
they sat down

then he gestured for them to stand up. then they didn't

then, opening bars of god save the queen
then everyone has to stand

i want yo yo ma's rendition of dvorak's cello concerto. dunno where to start looking

Me: record store

Tim the Great: ...


MFM: it's ok, most of your readers prob don't read yawning bread.

Me: so who reads yawning bread
gay people and?

you. LDPVTP

MFM: politically interested people. I suspect most of your readers are just gossip fans

Han: or people who like to look at your hair


MFTTW: notice that uber-conservatives like to hide behind free speech when it suits them

but when you try to have some gay party..... oops, it's worthwhile to stifle free speech of the minority when it could lead to "social destabilization"


Someone: iya some idiot lah
i bet he also dunno anything bout the arts

jus a normal pop culture typical singaporean
so much for uni education

...

whos thio li ann!?
okay heres uni educationnot working on me