"Malaysia Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad and the Sultan of Johor are seen in a blue Proton Saga... "When asked whether there is any tension with the sultan, Dr Mahathir said: “No, I don’t see anything because I went to see him and he drove me to the airport. I don’t want to comment on the sultans because if I say anything that is not good then it’s not nice because he is the sultan”"

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Sunday, July 08, 2007

"It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf." - H. L. Mencken


Someone: see my nick? ("Is there such a thing as "when u meet the one... u will know?"")
wad do u think

Me: no I don't think so
there's no "the one"

partner finding can be thought of as an optimal control problem

Someone: i think so man

my fren just had the experience
and she's gg to marry him

Me: wah lao. he must either be very good, she must be very ineligible or she must be irrational (re: optimal control)

Someone else: wanna watch transformers?

nobody to watch with :(

i need more friends with the RIGHT kind of benefits

Me: hurr hurr
ask [Fuck Buddy 1] or [Fuck Buddy 2] lor

Someone else: fear of rejection lah

you fear being rejected for a movie?!?!

Someone else: nolah
the movie represents dating which represents interest

Me: !@#$%^&*()

MFM on Psycho Girls 1-3: Are all these psycho girls Christian?

Me: Actually they all are. Hmm. Maybe there's something to the good fruit theory after all...

Someone: hahaha
i dont really like traveling
but i like to see the world!

Me: wth?!

Someone: haha
no i mean
i dont really like plane rides

Me: gah

My Little Bird: women? why is a rational person like you doing trying to discuss a subject so irrational?

MFTTW: i have to say though, *** is very good at spewing out paragraphs ful of circular arguments
that's a sign of a well-trained singapore lit student!

Me: hahahahahaha

I don't know
they're so circular even I get confused
why don't you dissect them =D

MFTTW: i can't. they're circular. my brain doesn't work that way

honestly by the time i get to the end of a particular sentence i've forgotten what the beginning was about.
and i'm not even exaggerating

Me: hehe
me too!

one *** trick
overwhelm people

MFTTW: i'm certain it's not a lawyerly thing

oh phew. i'm glad it's not just me. i thought i was just stupid or something.

MFTTW: hurr yo uare sure that *** is not a bimbo?

maybe she's on crack
she sounds very spacey

Me: yeah well women
hurr hurr

see, where to find someone like you?!

MFTTW: science fac
or engin fac

but not hot

HWMNBN: women are like CIA black ops agents - it's all about plausible deniability

seriously women are masters of the reverse stroke... they always want to lure you into overreaching and then jujitsu you emotionally onto your face

at least women in our part of the world/culture
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