"People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness." - Heather Armstrong

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Someone: i thought it was SCGS because my friends ex-gf was classmates with the girl and we were talking about it in barker in 1999

i don't know WHO
but it was like july/august of 99

i know she was sent to emergency room

yeah
try to search for this girl called *** who plays badminton team in scgs as a sec 3 or 4 girl
i'm sure sec 3 in 99 and sec 4 in 200

she was classmates if i'm not wrong

i remember this clearly cos one fine day in chinese class my friend who was dating *** the scgs girl just said this to me screaming it out loud and we were like.. "fuck what?"

it was CHINESE class
i can remember that for sure

I am SO sure
definitely july/august time frame
because Orals were approaching
and so were prac exams?
and mock prac?

[so she did it during the exam] and it broke and you know the rest

This conflicts with another source. Hmm.

HWMNBN: i'm wondering if tehrere have been mor ethan one girl with test tube sbroken off

if you think about it, logically, it can't just have happened to one perso

the retort stand one is more likely to be a one-off

so it becomes less and less of an urban legend and more of a karmic reflection of the female condition - ie. an ouroboros cycle where the same mistakes repeat themselves (like menstruation hahahahaa)

okay i think there's an object set of seconday school girls who masturbate with test tubes (i have this sneaking suspicion its more prevalent than we think)
a small minority of those actually have it broken off. and of this an even tinier minority get found out


Someone else: u heard about the guy who stabbed himself thru the hand with a pipette right ;)

now that one, i can verify's true
sure there wasn't any self-pleasure involved though

during chem prac in j1
he was doing titration and broke the pipette in half. drove it right thru his hand
in the palm, out the side of the hand

5 hours wait in the emergency room. no jabs
apparently cos he wasnt screaming or fainting from the pain
they decide whether you need a jab on the basis of how much noise u make

Me: hahahahahahah
moral of the story: make more noise

Someone else: seriously

oh yeah
that was me btw
straight from the source

i deserve maximum mileage out of such a traumatic experience


HWMNBN: now interesting psychoanlaysis would be what *** said about you - "for a person who goes out of his way to taunt and denigrate female behaviour (she made a distinction between taunting and denigrating female behaviour, which is not feminine, and taunting and denigrating individual females' behaviour - ie. bitchy backstabbing, which is)

he certainly disports a lot of female attributes. is it a conscious parody, unconscious mimicry, or some kind of shamanism? ie. put on the monster's skin to gain the monster's power."


Someone: no wonder all his and his son's body guards all so dashing
they have the NUS girls swooning

the girls just gush
wah that cute guy is coming
kindda thing

they even chat him up

girls find it very "man" i guess


Someone else: i went to RK hse just now....2.30 am

the "myth" is dispelled
there r no such indians around there
and ....the waiter could speak CHINESE!!

Me: are they v popular now
after advertising

Someone else: quite crowded

Me: for all you know it was an advertising campaign by RK house

Someone else: i think so too
good job

but seriously, thumbs up for the prata