"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." - Woodrow Wilson

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Me: yet another female friend of mine got engaged to a girl on facebook
bloody hell

Someone: engaged? ?

Me: it's fake
they're just doing it for fun

so I'm looking for a guy to get engaged to haha

Someone: are you proposing to me

Me: dunno
want or not

Someone: you could at least propose properly
may as well offer to buy me a hdb

Me: ...
found someone who's less fussy hahaha

Someone: shameless hussy


Someone else: signalling
yup

economic theory
Intermediate Economics

Advanced Economics
will be fun!

life

Me: Applied Maths

Someone else: haha
i ran away from a math major
now i'm coming back to it again

might as well be a physics major


Someone: if there's one thing i love about america
it is to embrace my awkwardness

people don't care

one of my best friends on campus is an accomoplished dancer
and when she started out she said she was horrible

the quote i take away?

"I thought about losing face at tirst then I realised that it wasn't worth it."


Someone else: u noe facebook has this group, Mental Illness Awareness

i noticed tat almost everyone who wrote on the group's wall are girls.
seems like they are gettin all the depression, bipolar, mental illness, panic and anxiety attacks, etc.

and now form a group to encourage one another to live on, be well, have fun, etc. how enigmatic girls are really

Me: aiyoh
I'm like [a] "misogynist" magnet :P

Someone else: i was scrolling the wall posts and everyone said a lot of things but mostly women
then they even made everything positive! "bipolar bad? no it's good!"

at the rate they are going in typical gender relations, its unsurprising that more of them become insane

like the typical stupid things lar. expecting ppl to read their minds, play mind games, act slut but wanna be feminist, etc. then when the system doesnt have room for their irrationality its either they cry or become insane

but fortunately there's an equilibrium most of the time, thanks to men who want sex and thereby have to play their games and thus there's a balance
so those who fall thru the cracks get all the depression etc. and hence the gender imbalance in that facebook group!

cuz i dont think they'll form a group that says "girls who cry"
so now its more like "understanding mental illnesss"

they're more suicidal too


Someone: if u've never been attached before that's the easiest

just say that you're single so long because you will devote yourself to the first woman that you find.

girls will fall for it
hahaha

well send desperados who can't get girls my way
i'll teach them the art of sweet talking girls

even my fiancee says that I'm damn good at sweet talking..
and although she knows when i am sweet talking
she's a sucker for that
:P

Me: ok I'll pimp you on my blog
haha

then you get business

Someone: prepare big ang pow please
:P

Me: no lah
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Someone else: *** video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?***
haven't seen it either, but am told i look exquisitely pained.

Me: wah
school project?!

Someone else: yeah. o_O i haven't bitched to you about it?

Me: err no

"Designing Content for New Media"
so you get to make a youtube video
good ah

does your grade depends on the rating on youtube
ahhahaahahha

Someone else: YES!
it does!

the better the rating the better our grade!

Me: I sense the creating of an perverse incentive structure