
First Date
Dilbert: Do you feel like doing some conversation?
Girl: Okay. I love talking.
Dilbert: Do you like politics?
Girl: No.
Dilbert: Science and technology?
Girl: Not really.
Dilbert: War?
Girl: No.
Dilbert: Sports?
Girl: No.
Dilbert: Current events?
Girl: No.
Dilbert: What's left?
Girl: I like to talk about my hair.
Dilbert: Um... Okay, we can try that.
Girl: This brown is a browner brown than I wanted.
Dilbert: Right. Are we done with hair?
I thought Scott Adams was unmarried, but it seems he got married in July this year.