"it took me 24 years to find out that Nazism was abbreviated NS"

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Someone: but tying it back will exert great pressure on your hair and kill the hair there... leading to degraded quality.

Me: so secondary school girls who tie their head end up balding early?!
depends how tight you tie right

Someone: yeah
but the thing is if you tie it up every day too tightly at the same spot, the hair will just get all dead at that spot
that's why you have to let it down whenever you can

Me: err.
sounds like rubbish

Someone: no..... this is what happened to me

Me: wth
so is it still dead?

Someone: no of cours not. it grew out and cut off.

Me: err.
as in which parts die
hair drops easier
but the roots are still alive
or what

Someone: along the hair shaft
you damage the shaft not the roots

Me: cheh

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Someone: "all apes, in fact primates, have saggy breasts
so how did humans evolve to have nice round firm juicy pert breasts?
it mightbe that tits are mimicking the butt. apes n blah love butts.
and in fact, humans have the biggest butts in primatedome
coz we are long distance champoins, and butt muscles are essential in conserving energy.
so maybe theres the correlation
as in its biophysics is alot better in conserving energy
coz the gluts take back some energy in a pace's bounce"


Someone (2): "oh come on. JC students were shagging well before my time and will continue to shag well into the future.
at least not that many people got pregnant and not realize it for 7 months until collapsing in PE class and discovering said fetus.

(this is a true-life incident tha thappened to a 15 year old in a sec sch that my O level lit teacher used to teach at)

when quizzed on daily routine with boyfriend: "i go to his house. we do math. have sex. eat lunch. go to school"

*facepalm*

poor kids had no concept of birth control etc etc."


Someone (2): "i get along better w/ guys tha girls...most girls bug me.
mainly because they do all of the things on your liist

OMG the hover-piss! i'm trying to play detective to find out who is the culprit in the dept.... i think it's the new ***."


Someone else: I always wondered why mediocre expats could live such high lives in Spore
Well it is because the starting pay in the UK for a grad is about 25000 pounds a year without bonuses which is about 6000 sing dollars per month
so some white guy who has been working a couple of years and who then is relocated to spore but who retains the same salary is paid big big bucks in comparison