Following a recent suggestion by Gabriel, and remembering that this blog has widespread sway over the "Teeming Masses", and my own increasingly straitened descent into cabin fever, I am seeking roommates who wish to live in affordable yet excellently-located digs (eg. Grange Rd. 2+1 bedroom apartments are going for approx $2k a month - intolerable for an economically-challenged individual, possibly tolerable for a coterie). This is an excellent proposition for one or more of the following:

a) People recently graduated/employed and seeking to move out from under the thumb of Dis Pater/Mater
b) People currently living in Sengkang / Tuas / Senoko but have to commute to the city
c) People who wish to smoke/drink in their own personal demesne sans denunciation
d) People who require a housemate with discretion who will not enquire about dead hookers (unless the smell of putrefaction starts to get everywhere) or ritual sigils engraved on the floor (as long as it doesn't affect the security deposit)
e) People who are spoiled lazy bastards like me who will only insist on staying in a place that is within MRT, convenience store and ATM walking distance (5-10 mins)
f) People who need private space to indulge in needs of the flesh (consensual, solitary or otherwise)
g) People who want to share a MaxOnline Ultimate connection
h) People who are looking for affordable CBD studio apartments but, like me are annoyed that there are almost none
i) People who enjoy elaborately ranty conversations about topics esoteric (although I will shut up if you want and go serenade my rutabagas)
j) People who are okay with strange and obscene abominations shambling into the house at all manner of hours (such as the owner of this blog). Needless to say they can invite the own strange and obscene abominations too.
k) People who don't mind my filthy habits as long as I keep it strictly within the confines of my room and en-suite toilet

Character references available from Gabriel Seah.