Whee. I'm getting into the mood again.

More referrals:

"acjc rumours" - Ooo. That the school is going bankrupt? That they are banning hot socks? Oh, the horror!

""chinese high school" blogspot.com gay" - Hahahahaha.

"porn pictures of Mrs Tan Guat Beng" - Wth?! People are searching for Singaporean porn of named people now? Or maybe it's blackmail.

"raffles institution Prefects" - Hrm. Just Wong is one.

"scgs porn" - Gah. They'd have better luck on Kazaa. Or Kazaa Lite 2.02 with K++! You can find *anything* there.

[A simple search for scgs there finds this:

"Secondary school girl of the Singapore Chinese Girls' School stripping for her school mates during their private party during the school holidays. Best Singapore school girl picture ever. Download and spread it! It's one of the finest Singapore school girl bodys around."

Disturbing. Very disturbing.]

"maznah mohamad" - Ah, the enlightened guy whom some Indonesian radical clerics are trying to kill. Hurrah.

"eminem singapore ndp" - I don't see the connection, really. Or maybe they're bringing him in this year? Nah, unwholesome. He doesn't represent, ahem, "Asian Values".

"sexy tudung girls" - Most of them are quite ugly, really. Anyway the tudung is to stop you ogling at them, you perv.

"ncc drill malay commands" - Hmmph. There's absolutely no reason why they should be in Malay. I remember how refreshing it was, watching the 1997 Hong Kong handover ceremony, to hear drill commands that I actually *understood*. What a novely. Maybe they're in Malay precisely because most of us cannot understand Malay, and this will let us put some mental distance between it and the inner sanctums of our minds.

"tekong bmt" - If you're going in, I'd say good luck to you.

"exploitative competition example cat vs. dog" - ???

"pso hentai" - Phantasy Star Online is a good, clean, family game as far as I know. Anyhow how do you hack the platform it runs on?

"pictures of wife sodomise husband" - ... Kinky action with strap ons. Yeh.

"setting up a haagan dazs franchise" - ?!

"naughty cadet marching songs" - They are all naughty. Maybe I should compile a list one day. I hope they are all Unclassified.

"TOPO tekong" - Have fun wandering there. Horlan / Holland (however you spell it) Liao!

"masterbate with household items" - I hope the bleach burns away your skin.

"neutrogena haram" - Goodness. Now skin products are haram too? It's not like they are consumed or ingested.

"ACJC porn" - Try Kazaa.

"sungei gedong camp signal batallion" - Military secrets!

"Nanyang Girls High School yearbook" - Why would anyone want to scan this in?

"downgrade diseases saf" - AIDS. Hepatitis B. Herpes. Diabetes. Have fun getting them. I recommend you not try.

"fuck dave pelzer" - Someone doesn't like uplifting stories I see :)

"bronco attc" - Does Singapore Technologies sell their stuff to foreign countries, even? I suppose they do, for that's what their shiny brochure is for.

"rjc creative writing club" - Ms Ho Poh Fun should really get it renamed the "Poetry Writing Club".

PULHEEMs - Here's a good PULHEEMS to have: P:3 U:3 L:3 H:3 E:3/A E:3/A M:3 S:3 (I'm conjecturing about the values for EE, though).


In other news, these are the all time top queries on my Picosearch search box:

1. neopets 11
2. stephen hand 7
3. manual, return to krondor 7
4. redoxon 6
5. the secret page 6
6. a03 5
7. eugene 5
8. sister 5
9. flesh parade 4
10. darksun shatterd land 4
11. michael 4
12. dipo coins 4
13. choral speaking 4
14. portugal roman coins 4
15. managing written mistakes 4
16. pics 3
17. star control 2 3
18. singing chickens 3
19. kool aid bottles 3
20. queen rania 3