"Conceit is God's gift to little men." - Bruce Barton
***
Someone: my comments on fb are proportionate to my boobs now
thrice as much
i use to only get like 20 something sometimes not even 10 comments
now look almost 70
Me: *choke*
Someone: crazy
sigh
dont deny the truh
Someone else: I've met many males who find simplicity 'cute'
it's annoying
what's so cute about having a negative IQ
Me: takes 2 hands to clap
Someone else: yah it's everyone's fault
hence I think I read book better
ha ha ha
Me: read smut novel
Someone else: ehh they no fun you know
I read them until early this year, then I realised they were fucking depressing
and badly written
Me: think my sis still reads them
aiyah it's porn for girls
Someone else: well, it's stopped working for me then
I get turned OFF
Me: get a jackrabbit
Someone else: ha ha ha ha
no way
I have neuroses
Me: err
Someone else: no, really.
so yah
Me: teacher can be quite free
Someone: HAHA
right
depends which sch also
indep sch they can sit down cock up legs
Me: no leh
friend relief teaching in RI said everyone worked damn hard
Someone: well
when i was relief teaching in MG they appeared not to do very much work at all
then again most of them are rich tai tais whiling away their time teaching younger ppl how to grow up
and be rich tai tais
Someone else on why she wanted to go there: SAJC has nice short skirts
Someone: france has many unis that specialise in teaching eng lit esp
so many conferences every year on eng lit
it's quite funny
then when you look at the conferences held in america
so many are on french theory
HA HA HA HA HA
MFTTW: most females don't want to engage in deep conversation lah
when they share details of their life they just want mindless encouragement
it's ingrained into their brains liao
it's very annoying
also they are recoiling instinctively from your overly intellectual take on everything ahahahha
Me: haha
is this just singapore?
MFTTW: no here it's even worse
girls here NEVER want any kind of response except mindless affirmation of their opinions
"ooo so cool"
"ooo yes yes"
*coos*
pffffft
Me: why is it worse there
MFTTW: haha maybe it's just equally bad... i have not much sense of how bad it is in sg since i have few sg friends who are girls
Me: hahahahahahaahah
so why do you have US friends who are girls
MFTTW: eh cos i live here
Me: you lived in sg for 18 years
MFTTW: i don't talk to my sg friends much any more
cos they are too busy lah
what what lah
and a lot of them are just caught up in the sg lifestyle.. no time for me liao haha
i chat more with my friends who don't live in sg (even if not in the US) than those in sg
Me: what's the sg lifestyle
haha
MFTTW: busy lor
working lor
hanging out with bf lor
making money lor
being doctors
and even when you get together they just talk about being doctors
wah lau annoying can
nothing to talk about liao
and the rest are just too christian
i hung out with a lot of christians in JC ahaha
before i saw the light
...
ah you see with responses like that it's no wonder your female friends always think you're secretly judging them ahahhaha
Me: hahahahahahahah
then the males?
MFTTW: males are too dense to tell the difference.
also their subtlety meter/suspicious meter/self-doubt meter is broken
whereas for women all of the above are set to hyperdrive
Someone: maybe he's just dysfunctional. I mean, lit grad students
how normal could he be
I'm just assuming it's some form of neurosis acting up which I'm not too familiar with
Me: it's lit lah
look at ***
Someone: yeah if not one form of neurosis another
I've never met an un-neurotic lit person before
Someone on someone else getting upset: she might think u are insinutating that what she ate was not acutlaly XXX
but something else, and she is too ignorant t know the difference
or maybe she is not sure that what she ate is actually in fact XXX
then she just anyhow say
then when u reply as such she feels more insecure?
Me: uhhhh
so complicated one
Someone: ya
Me: ... women
Someone: really what
Me: yah women are really ...
Someone: hahaa
thats what my perspective is lah
dunno if that is really the case for that woman
every woman is different
Me: Functional men are all alike; every dysfunctional woman is dysfunctional in her own way
Someone: i dont think they are all alike haha
Someone else: from my experience males tend to express their point without hedging
so that makes them sound a lot more assertive
and sometimes it can get intimidating
I just think it's syntactically messy
I think I think that it is possible that...
your sentence just sounds messed up if you hedge too much
[and] sounds clunky
Me: then you wanted him to kiss you for what
Someone: for fun
i like teasing boys that i'm partially interested in
Me: women love to tease
Someone: yes
Me: ah well
the only folly of man...
Someone: yea i've been wielding my newfound powers like nobody's business
Me: newfound meh
hurr hurr
Someone: well now i know how to use them
last time i was like a bomb that covered large area but did little damage
now i know how to concentrate it to maximise damage
hee hee hee
Me: lucky I got kevlar
Someone else: my boss' s name is also kimberly
everytime i see ur msn nick i tink of her
sigh
MFTTW: euro films are teh suck
esp french films
which are like teh suck with lots of sex
hello french sex is disturbing. it's like bad homemade porn. they can't even have sex in a way taht makes you want to have sex.
like when i watched the Dreamers omg
where they are having sex on the dirty kitchen floor adn the brother goes to the stove and fries an egg, like wtf.
...
aha i see your favorite misanthrope is on twitter
1) who twitters german gibberish? 2) she put her initials there 3) she has no empathy
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
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