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PHB: Does anyone know the root cause of our project's failure?
Dilbert: I'm a determinist, so I'd have to say the problem goes back to the origin of the universe.
PHB: Why are you like this?
Dilbert: My cubicle destroyed my illusion of free will.

PHB: Change is good.
Dilbert: Then why do most startups fail?
PHB: I only take questions at the end.
Someone: There's MORE?
Many of the comics I hosted on imageshack are gone. I should use a permanent image host for those.