"To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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Someone: i searched for 'malay family' in pro.corbis.com and got a picture of two orang utans

Me: ><
sue them for sedition!

Someone: i checked it up
it's the search string lah

cause they classified the orang utans under 'malay archipelago'
so when i type malay family
the utans pop up


Someone else: even MOE change the syllabus for sec sch/ jc

this guy ah
10 years or maybe even 20
still teaching the same damn thing

wth


HWMNBN: i actually had a recent insight into women

the thing about women is that most of them want you to be able to psychically want/desire exactly what they want of your own free will and accord without any prompting or clues from them

however if you require clues or show hint that you are being coerced it irritates them on a fundamental level
they want you to be psychic and FREELY share those same desires - well not exactly the same desires. but freely be what they want you to be, feel what they want you to feel, think what they want you to think

in other words they want you to willingly and without any coercion from them be exactly what they want you to be. and they deeply resent having to either coerce or provide hints

from this simple axiom springs forth much misery

oh the other female misery-inducing axiom is PMS, but that's a different story

actually the difference is that i think most men don't mind about the "freely" bit so much, as long as they get the end result

with women it is important to them that the man FREELY conforms to her will without any suggestion or imposition of will on her part, if you know what i mean
ie. a fantastic coincidence

most men are more goal-oriented

the important difference is that women don;t WANT to demand
they don't want to impose their will. they want the guy to FREELY happen to want the same thing.
but of course that never happens. so they resort to demanding coercing/psycho-ing etc etc.
but their inherent resentment of that process is what gives so much grief.

i think the guy actually tends to prefer an element of direct domination/control


Someone: well i was at sentosa's jazz thing yesterday, and the rtiger beer girl wore leggings under her skirt, and her top is practically a mock turtleneck sleeveless, so cannot downblouse and upskirt

Me: ><
very smart

HAHA finally practicality!

[NB: In response to LDPVTP's comment that "your friend who said that thing is a pervert", I would like to note that this someone is a straight girl.]


Someone else on putting on Facebook that he was interested in men: aieeeeeeeee i thought that was filling in my gender *reminds self never to do online registrations when half-asleep*