"The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee." - Tellis Frank

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Someone: fuckin hate being in lab on sunday

Me: ah well
sing to your cells

Someone: they are already dead

Me: aiyoh
what happened
you're so cruel

a cell is a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy

Someone: fuck peta
i'm going to kill more cell now

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Stir Fry Technique: Ten Steps to Better Wok Cookery - "The main reason I add cornstarch to the marinade is because it holds the liquid of the marinade onto the meat–it makes it clingy. If you marinate meat with cornstarch in addition to the liquids, when you go to cook the meat, you will note that there is very little liquid left in the bowl after the meat is put into the wok. That is because most of it is clinging to the surface of the meat."

Armour Tuition Centre - "Welcome to the Armour Tuition Centre’s website. At Armour Tuition Centre, we focus on catering to the individual needs of each student. Our main aim is to ensure that students improve progressively in their school tests and examinations."
This is the first time I've seen tuition for the S Paper. Doesn't that defeat the point?!

Posters | Office Supplies : OfficePirates.com - "Print 'em and hang 'em up. But not necessarily in your own office."
Almost as good as the Despair.com ones!

Kim Jong-Il gets jiggy with it - "North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il may launch a sneak attack on the world's pop charts - with the love-song I Am a Front-line Soldier's Wife."

Wymsey Weekend: A Guide to Mobile Cooking - "Many students, and other young people, have little in the way of cooking skills but can usually get their hands on a couple of mobile phones. So, this week, we show you how to use two mobile phones to cook an egg which will make a change from phoning out for a pizza. Please note that this will not work with cordless phones."

Stopping Kaz - "A woman going by the name of "Dr. Kaz deMille-Jacobsen" had been a guest speaker at my mother's church, and the congregation had been very impressed with her "inspiring" life story... She also claimed that... While hospitalized from her 9/11 wounds, she was clinically dead for 28 minutes. While dead, she was taken to heaven, where she met Jesus and God Himself. When she came back to life, she had a rock in her hand, given to her by Jesus Himself. NASA tested the rock, said it was "not of the Earth nor the moon," and refused to give it back... One skeptic can make a difference. With the power that the Internet gives us all, every skeptic can make their voice - their skeptical, critical-thinking voice - heard around the world."