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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

And now a risque joke (ie not an anecdote) since I've handed up my second (and last) term paper. I couldn't find the phrasing in which I first heard it, so I have taken the liberty of reconstructing it as best I remember:

I went over to my sister and asked her,

"Would you wear gloves if you had no hands?"

"No, why do you ask?"

"So why do you wear a bra?"

I ducked for cover as a cushion flew at my head.
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