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This post is dedicated to:
My Idols

Name: Wo-hen Nankan, the Asian Prince (aka Tuan Anh)
Claim to Fame: He's filthy rich and has lots of women (and possibly gay men) throwing themselves at him.
Why I admire him: He can vibrate his hand, and his hair is soft, thick, and easy to style. He has an inner bad boy, and can charm the socks off anyone

Name: Kimberly Ann Hart
Claim to Fame: Saving the world countless times, participating in the Pan-Global Games in Florida
Why I admire her: Once ditzy and materialistic, she evolved into a strong, confident, and caring person. A kind and compassionate soul, she cares a great deal about her friends, and will not take kindly to anyone messing with them (with apologies to Power Rangers Central)

Name: Professor Alessandro Moreschi
Claim to Fame/Why I admire him: The last of the castrati, he died in 1922, leaving behind the only known recordings of the voice of a castrato

Name: The Associate aka He Who Must Not be Named aka mindgame aka nw.t.
Claim to Fame: I could tell you, but then he'd kill both of us.
Why I admire him: He partakes in adventures beyond compare

Name: The formerly Poor Suffering Substantive Third Sergeant, shortly before that a Poor Suffering Local Third Sergeant, the Self-Proclaimed 'Master of Office', Top Bio Student in NJ in His Year, the Master of the Chair, He Who Cackles Evilly, the Hawker of Evil Torture Devices - (name removed by request)
Claim to Fame: See name
Why I admire him: For putting up with me