(not written by me)

Landon: “Dadda, I wanna be a girl.”

Landon: “Why am I a boy? I wanna be a girl.”

Landon: “Why did God make me a boy?”

Landon: “But why can’t I be a girl.”

“What is this?”
Landon: “A Plate.”

Landon: “No”

Landon: *Stares Blankly*


Landon: “Starts crying hysterically*
“Dadda why you do that! That’s not right!”

A cup is a cup.
And a plate is a plate.
A cup has one purpose,
so does the plates.
A boy is a boy, and a girl is a girl.
A boy is not a girl.”
Landon: *Repeating methodically*
“A cup is a cup and a plate is plate.
A boy is a boy and a girl is a girl.”

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