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Friday, September 10, 2010

Insecurity in Bed

"There are too many people, and too few human beings." - Robert Zend

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爱 - the Taiwanese drama du jour - is hilarious.

Scene I happened to catch a glimpse of today: a man and a woman are making out on a bed; my parents inform me that the woman is someone's wife, and she has just removed her husband and mother-in-law from a company, with the aid of her lover (naturally, the man she is making out with).

The insecure woman keeps asking the man if he loves her (remember: women are more neurotic than men).

Each time, he responds by resuming the makeout session.

After a few repetitions, she throws him off and asks what's wrong with him.

Perhaps she should ask what's wrong with her, since she can't figure out what this means.


More poetic is Sexy Losers Strip #017 - Dirty Talk:


"You... love me?"
"No, I love fucking you."

 

Addendum:

"DIRTY TALK
I think speaking in public is much easier.

'OH, HIROSHI! TALK DIRTY TO ME!'

'uh ...'

'OH YUKI ...'

'I LUH LUH ... I LUH LUH LOVE ..'

'YoU .. LOVE ME?'

'NO, I LOVE FUCKING You.'

*SLAM*

*Sitting outside* 'THE ART OF DIRTY TALK IS DEAD.*"

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