
China... Always Ang Mohs' choice

"If you steal me you'll be disappointed, I am just a dummy!"


'Certificate of award for the fine concoction skill' - from the people who brought us 'Certificate of award for the fine culinary skill'. I'm not sure that a drinks stall deserves such acclaim.


Impressive vegetarian selection at Mad Jack, but unfortunate naming of their Beef Burger

Cystral Pineapples from Malaysia

NUSS: symbolised by a manticore

"No Illegal Workers" at Kallang Pudding. Duh.

There's no translation for this meat at Botan. Guess what it is?

(Blue) Pikachu ripoff

"Jaesson ♥ Gabriel"
Aww.


"Joy to the world. I found a white boy!"


"Singapore's Largest Brain Development Programme for children aged 3 months to 5 years old" sounds freaky.

Oxygenated water - more snake oil

Proace. You know they're a bad idea because they only sponsor Malaysian badminton organisations.

Raffles Hall: "No Bathing for Outsider. Fine: S$50" (maybe they had to specify the currency or people would think it was in Yuan or Rupees.

"Steamed Soups" - the idea of steaming soups is quite bizarre.

Travel safely by distracting thieves!

"Trendy Astrology & Geomancy Consultant"

Presumably Polar fruit juice drink gives you a bad fashion sense, with this ladybird skirt

"Am a vegan and green. Save the world"

The deaf and mute guy who was travelling the world on a motorcycle. His English site hasn't been updated since 2005, so...

Racist (hurr hurr) QuickBites ad

This change of menu prices at the same place puzzled me - apparently some prices *do* go down.
Mass Osim