"Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking." - Clement Atlee

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HWMNBN: someone wrote that she saw and heard more crying and grieving at sex and the city theaters than in any war movie or mourning scene than she could remember in recent memory


Someone who asked for a Love Amulet: i just checked out the jishu website
din noe they actually have a website

it does give description of the amulets in english

Me: hoho
so what's yours

Someone: Find love

Me: yeah that's what it said there

Someone: they claimed tt the amulet is valid for a year
and if ur wishes r granted within a year, u shld go back and thank the gods

i wonder this attributes in any way to their booming tourism

Me: !!!
wth
tell them to go and die

I didn't know these things expire !@#$

Someone: http://www.jishujinja.or.jp/enmusubi/omamori/index.html
u wun throw it away after a year mah

Me: damn japs


Someone else: 輪h市t

Me: ?

Someone else: oh shit w
at least he didn't stab a lot of people this time

Me: yah
what does the jap mean

Someone else: what jap
wtf, it was just a swiss army knife

Me: "輪h市t"

Someone else: oh that's just ohshit

try it
go japanese IME then type in ohshit

Me: gah


Someone on overpriced sex toys in Singapore: 1000 yen is like less than $15 right?
sell for $30 lah

set up a ninja van business

go to the halls in nus
and ntu

best if you can get a hippie van

Me: haha
shagmobile

maybe at uni level they're still into vanilla sex

Someone: ah well with a shagmobile you can set up shop everywhere
go where the demand is


Me: the MDA block on websites is ridiculously easy to circumvent
!@#$

Someone else: how do you do it?

Me: ***

Someone else: wow

Me: I want to kick something

Someone else: don't. You know we have people who work in there, who give us these loopholes to work through

they are our heros

Me: yah I know
hahahahah

it's like how gay sex is officially banned in singapore to make conservatives happy
but consenting gay sex in private is legal

so everyone is happy except the liberals

Someone else: the door is there, it's just hidden. It;'s a cognitive filter

Me: and informational

but if too many people know, it gets shut

[Ed: A friend on Singnet tried it but it didn't work. It doesn't work with Chick.com - telling, huh? I found another easy method to circumvent that, though.]


Someone: china is fucking blocking sourceforge

i feel so sorry for cs guys in china
want to use a tool that's on sourceforge? oops, can't

Me: wth

what
subversive msgs hidden in code ah

Someone: i heard it's because notepad++ was protesting something

it's stupid lah w