"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
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"Brazilian Waxing - 'Brings out the women in you'". I guess this means women have Multiple Personality Disorder.
Funky Management book cover
RI toilet at swimming complex: 'IMPORTANT: This changing room will be used by boys during the teaching hours of 7:50AM to 11:00AM (Mon to Fri)'
"Safe sex starts with me: 2 1/2 hours of fun, hands-on, interactive discussions and games". This poster was obviously designed to pique interest. After all, who would turn down fun, hands-on, interactive... discussions and games about safe sex? But then I saw it was organised by AWARE and 'Only open to females aged 18 years & above'. I guess they're still pretending that those younger than that are pristine and innocent (never mind that the age of consent is 16). And how come males don't need advice? But in any event, I now knew just how the event could be fun, hands-on and interactive.
Evidently you can buy this student special even if you're not a student, it just costs more. Wth.
These aren't as grotesque as Malaysian Mannikins but they're still weird.