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Friday, July 30, 2004

Pastor Jim Nicholls's True Christian Church of Christ still hasn't regained the glory it once had, but on its latest page on dinosaurs, echoes of its former greatness can be seen.

"Genesis 7
15 And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all flesh, wherein is the breath of life.
16 And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in.

Yup, that doesn't include animals that only have one sex, since they don't exist!!

We know the dinosaurs survived the flood and went on Noah's Ark, since Job saw the Behemoth (scroll up). Of course, to fit all 20 million animal species on Earth, times two, plus all the food and water and oxygen, only took 120 years!! The small ark had plenty of room for all twenty million!! It's all Christian Science!"



I like the cute picture :)


Top 9 Silly Christian Arguments

'Argument 7: "Satan has deceived you!"
This is a very silly argument to employ against an atheist. Obviously, atheists don't acknowledge the existence of Satan any more than they acknowledge the existence of Poseidon or Allah. Further, the argument can easily be turned around on the Christian who poses it by saying something along the lines of "perhaps Loki has deceived you, and Zeus is in fact the real god."'
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