An amusing job offer a friend got in her email

"Who does not love wine, women, and song
Remains a fool his whole life long." - Johann Heinrich Voss (attr)

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From: Exquisite Model & Escort <***@***.com>
Subject: Invitation to join our social escort agency in Singapore

Dear Ladies,

We are looking for Ladies working as Office Executive, Tertiary Students, Models, Ex-models to join our social escort agency.

We are a legally registered company in Singapore. Our company provides companionship, social event escort, holiday or business trip overseas with our clients.

Our clients are reputable businessman with gentlemanly behavior and will give ladies with their utmost respect. Our clients also pay very well for professional escort services, if you think you got what is takes ; Join our team now.

If you are interested, these are the requirements as below:
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1. You should be a minimum age of 18 and above.
2. You should be Pleasant Looking, Cheerful, Outgoing, Service Oriented and well mannered.
3. You should be able to converse with our clients with a good command of English. Able to converse in other languages will be of a value added.
4. You should be a male or female Singaporean or a permanent resident.
5. You should be feel comfortable with people from other countries from the western or middle eastern continent.
6. If you are a foreigner, you should have the necessary work visa/work permit, eligible to work either part-time or full-time in Singapore.

Attractive Remuneration:
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Remuneration are paid on per hour basis depending on assignments. Ranging from $400 to $3000 per hour.

Different charges will be imposed if client requires our escort to go overseas. Ranging from $10,000 to $30,000 per trip.

JOIN US

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Join our team as a professional escort and you will command premium income, meet reputable & successful gentlemen, have many events to look forward that can help boost your escort and modeling career, or create new opportunity for your dreams on having a own business, career or lifestyle that you thought is never possible and to gain financial freedom and lead a lifestyle of luxury, class and comfort.

As Our Talent Scout:
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We are always on the lookout for exclusive girls to join our team. If you have someone in mind, recommend her to us. Every successful introduction will earn you either a commission on every successful bookings or an introduction fee ranging from S$100 to S$1000. Terms and conditions apply.

If you are interested to join with us, please send us an email to ***@***.com with your name, contact number and 3 recent photos (Close up & Full body).

Alternatively you can drop a SMS to (65) ******** with your name and we will get back to you shortly.

Your application will be treated in the strictest confidence and will be kept private and confidential. All emails, sms messages & photos will be kept confidential.

Warmest Regards,

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M: (65)********
Business Executive
Exquisite Model & Escort Services
www.***.com
SINGAPORE

*** Do note that should any legal or financial liabilities arising apart from the engagement of our social escort services, the capacity to mitigate are to be held on solely by the escort. Our agency simply facilitate in getting the relevant clients for you.

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Incidentally, their website is a Joomla placeholder page.

FAIL!