"Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both." - John Andrew Holmes

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MFTTW: the speech is crock lah

it's like obama's speeches
inoffensive but yet ineffectual

[obama's] speeches are ineffectual what. they are usu just 40-45 min of eloquent babbling
he won't dare to make any strong proclamations


Someone: btw iwas writing in my offline diary
'gabriel is arguing with another woman again. i wonder if gabriel is just unlucky, or if all women are really that ridiculous'


Someone else on W4M: fuck lar, 65 leh. half my age is ok. double is not


Me: Listening to the prayer call from the Sultan Mosque

Someone: record it, blast it in your car and roll into zouk with style. That's what I'm talkin' about!


Me: you're very naughty today

MFTTW: indeed. somebody spank me.

Me: so naughty
I don't want *** to spank ME

MFTTW: i said "somebody" i didn't say "you"
it's ***'s b'day today

Me: hurr hurr hurr
is that ***'s present

MFTTW: i hope not.


Me: do people ask if you're an escort?
"professional services"

Someone else: haha
but honestly
that's what the big 4 firms like to say

"we provide professional services"

so we always tell each other we're hookers

Me: ...

Someone else: it's true

we get pimped
and my colleague says his butt gets rammed daily by our superiors
so it's not that far

we charge by the hour too

Me: well unlike hookers you charge more as you become more experienced

Someone else: haha
that might be the only thing to differentiate us then


MFTTW: haha i can't decide if that is funny or not
but since i said haha it must be funny on some level

Me: GAH


Someone: have you been to ithaca
where cornell uni is?

major hipster
alamak, can you say granola?

Me: some people dig that shit

Someone: then as you go higher up the east coast, it gets progressively worse
by the time you hit woodstock, you're in the 60s and you wanna go home!


Me: your wings gone liao ah

XMM: HAHAHAHHA THEY'RE IN MY STOMACH
I AM VERYZ HAPPYZ

...

LA LA
I AMZ HAPPYZ

Me: ... women

XMM: ... men

LA LA LA


Someone on why European men are sexy: Can't speak for them as a whole, but those I've met a little more smooth, perhaps. But definitely sending more of a "I'm imagining you naked in bed" vibes than the other men I meet on campus.

It's a mixture of.. sweet compliments, awesome ballroom dancing skills, white wine, sexy accents punctuated with some silly italian(or greek or french) endearment, opening of doors, pulling out/pushing in of chairs... and this underlying sexual edge to everything they do combined with casual remarks about sex that make it blatantly clear they'd totally not mind sex after dinner. Or after lunch, or breakfast.

Me: Yet when Asians try that they get laughed off ;)

Someone: They tend to be a little more awkward when they try it. Or at least it tends to be less natural for them. I don't know how else to expain it.

Me: Maybe you are less receptive when it comes from them. HEE


Someone else: i used to walk like a guy

guys walk kicking outwards
apparently

idk
that's the simplest way of explaining it

Me: so now you take smaller steps?

Someone else: yeah

Me: aww
isn't walking like a guy more efficient

Someone else: not really
i mean, it's just not nice to look at lor

Me: one thing I've never figured out is why girls sway their hips so much when they walk

Someone else: some are purposely one

but apparently i sway my hips alot when i walk
and i swear i dont do it on purpose

Me: I suspect it's to do with the female figure
is your figure very good?

Someone else: it's also the way we walk i guess

er.. i guess so.
when i take bigger steps i sway less
but then i nvr got anyone to look at my butt when i walk
hahahahhah

only once my friend was walking behind me then she said in chinese "wah you sway until very li hai"

you can do a study on hip swaying and walk patterns
an excuse to stare at women's asses
:P

just dont find me
hahahha

Me: :/

Someone else: ?

Me: loss of one data point for my regression graph


Me: a playful girl is empowered, knowledgeable & modern
a playful guy's a pervert

Someone: a playful girl has genital herpes. so be careful