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Me: Starhub's so broken in accessing Hotmail, I'm reading my mail through the office network (using remote access)
Someone: its not broken for jus hotmail
gmail is disgusting to use too
Me: well starhub's fine with facebook and twitter
and whatever else I'm accessing now
Someone: its ok for normal surfing
but bec gmail and hotmail use really innovative coding that require certain ports to be open for them to work properly
starhub closes these ports on the impression of limiting bit torrent users
and throttling bandwidth
Me: ironically my torrents usually run alright
well even my webdav hotmail downloading sucks
Someone: wierd
Me: UD #6 got screwed in paris
Frigid Girl: by whom
Me: BNP
the landlord
everyone
Frigid Girl: really?
wth?
Me: yah
Frigid Girl: WHAT?
WHAT?
Me: but that was paris
Frigid Girl: whyt
that's fucking ridiculous
Me: why
cos they're assholes
Frigid Girl: next she'll be fucking you
Me: hurr. hurr.
Frigid Girl: that's like... whoring around
whatever for
Me: err
do you know what BNP Is
Frigid Girl: no
i only saw 'landlord'
and i was like WTH
Me: BNP Paribas est un leader européen des services bancaires et financiers, avec une présence significative et en croissance aux Etats-Unis et des positions fortes en Asie. Le groupe possède l’un des plus grands réseaux internationaux, avec une présence dans plus de 85 pays et 173 200 collaborateurs : 132 700 en Europe, dont 19 400 en Italie et 64 200 en France et Dom Tom ; 15 200 en Amérique du Nord et 9 500 en Asie.
Frigid Girl: okay
i took 'fuck' to mean sex
cos it's you, gabriel
face it
Me: hello
I said 'screwed'
you're blind
Frigid Girl: oh yea
i used 'fuck'
sorry
hAhAHHA
Me: .........
honi soit qui mal y pense
Someone: '放して! 止めて! いたい!... そこ...？目... あたしの奥に... いく! いく!'
u could have parsed it in a text-to-speech translation tool....but then of coz it lacks e effect
u ask a gal to pronounce u'll get a slap haha
they should make a text-to-speech translation tool that enables users to choose "seiyu" mode...meaning high pitched anime-like voice
Cunning Linguist on the Real Doll torso:
now its all moldy and holey and disgusting cos i think too many people had the same idea as you (i.e squeezing it). we now know the muse of your breast implant project came from.
Someone: omg foucault..
i tell you
foucault is so repetitive
he taught in berkeley
HAHAHA
shit i want to kill
my readings
let me tell you my reading list
damn european
kant
derrida
descartes
rousseau
mill
marx
habermas
latour
adorno
spivak
zamyatin
hayles
the end
oh
nietzsche
heidegger
hooray
nietzsche was surprisingly easier
Me: nietzsche is ok. just depressing
Someone: marx is...
ya i like him eh
neitzsche i mean
like he makes sense
marx is full of shit
i mean the way he uses his words
very nice to hear
but sometimes doesnt make sense
oh we also read comte
french dude also
i should stop taking philo-like courses
***
Comments on my latest fantasy:
A: yes u r so ssssick haha
watched too much stuff from chikanland?
B: i'm beginning to feel very happily normal compared to you
Me: you very abnormal meh
B: at times when I feel self-consciously deviant (given my rather conservative nature), now I shall think of you and say, I'm more normal
C: you know those people hwo wears the kind of earrings that makes your ear lobes larger?
the ones with big holes
i always have an urge to poke my finger through and pull
D: and there I was thinking you were a gentle giant
my fantasy was to rip those large-hooped earrings out of the lobes
E: what's your problem lol
Me: do you even need to ask
E: yeah you're right
until you get laid
you will continue having the problem :P